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Jun 15, 2022 ā€¢ 8 tweets ā€¢ 5 min read
I don't always respond to people who question (or implicitly challenge) my claims, but I value @ScottAdamsSays opinion & want to maintain my credibility

Claim: From 1993-2013, the CDC found that gun murders per capita declined by 40% yet gun ownership per capita increased by 56% Source #1: Pew Research

It's worth noting that, according to Pew Research, Scott's initial incredulity towards my claim was (& likely still is) shared by a majority of Americans.

pewresearch.org/social-trends/ā€¦
Jun 2, 2022 ā€¢ 4 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
Seriously?!...šŸ˜’ā¬‡ļø

"Last weekā€™s Census Bureau announcement of serious errors will impact the next decadeā€™s congressional apportionment & delegations. Given the nature of the mistakes, Democrats could hang onto the presidency under controversial circumstances due to the errors" "The Census Bureau acknowledged that 14 states had significant miscounts in the 2020 census. See if you notice a pattern here:
[Among] the overcounted states: 5 of 6 voted for Joe Biden
[Among] the undercounted states: 5 of 6 voted for Donald Trump
May 31, 2022 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
šŸšØAn unfortunate "coincidence"...šŸ¤”šŸšØ

"itā€™s an ā€œunfortunate coincidenceā€ that the first vulnerabilities in polling equipment reported to CISA affect Dominion machines"

"CISA specifically advises against using the machines as configured in Georgia"
apnews.com/article/2022-mā€¦ "The vulnerability could be exploited by someone with physical access or by someone who is able to remotely infect other systems that are connected to the internet if election workers then use USB sticks to bring data from an infected system into the election management system."
May 31, 2022 ā€¢ 9 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
YESāœ…America's Founders expressly intended the 2nd Amendment to apply to all adult American citizens

You can debate their intention all you want... or you can take them at their own wordsā¬‡ļø
šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø(Thread)šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø "The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed."
- Thomas Jefferson, letter to to John Cartwright, 5 June 1824
May 3, 2022 ā€¢ 4 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
šŸ¤”Just For ContextšŸ¤”

The U.S. currently has THE LEAST RESTRICTIVE and MOST RADICALLY PERMISSIVE abortion policy in western world.

In fact, most European countries restrict elective abortions after 12 weeks & none allow it after 24 weeks)

Even WaPo had to admit this (threadā¬‡ļø) 5 years ago, Washington Post's "Fact Checkers" were surprised to learn that the Trump Administration was actually CORRECT in stating:

ā€œ[Only] seven out of 198 nations allow elective abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy.ā€
Apr 23, 2022 ā€¢ 4 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
Thank you for checking!

Dear @TwitterSupport,
Why are all of my replies being hidden (except to my followers) under "may content offensive content"?

... including the the one below where I simply replied:
"I love everyone, and I hope we can all have a wonderful weekend šŸ™‚" Dear @TwitterSupport,

Here's another example
Apr 23, 2022 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
Can anyone help me check this?šŸ”

I think, unless you follow me, my replies to people are hidden under "may contain offensive content"

I replied to 4 tweets w/ G-rated comments

Can someone do me a BIG favor by unfollowing me & checking to see if my replies appear? (see below) AP Tweet
I replied: "I love everyone, and I hope we can all have a wonderful weekend šŸ™‚"

If you unfollow me & go to this tweet, is my comment hidden under "show additional replies, including those that may contain offensive content"?
Mar 3, 2022 ā€¢ 20 tweets ā€¢ 8 min read
šŸšØā¬‡ļøDON'T LET THE MEDIA BURY THISā¬‡ļøšŸšØ

"it is clear that Wisconsin election officialsā€™ unlawful
conduct in the 2020 Presidential election casts grave
doubt on Wisconsinā€™s 2020 Presidential election
certification"- Wisconsin Office of the Special Counsel
(March 1, 2022) "Some unlawful conduct and irregularities outlined in this Report include...

(2) The Center for Tech & Civic Lifeā€™s $8,800,000 Zuckerberg Plan Grants being run in the Cities of Milwaukee, Madison, Racine, Kenosha & Green Bay constituting Election Bribery Under Wis. Stat. Ā§ 12.11
Nov 3, 2021 ā€¢ 7 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
Every Jennifer Rubin tweet is somehow less impressive and more disastrous than the previous one.

It's actually pretty remarkable.

Threadā¬‡ļø "Thank God I was alive to hear Adam Schiff speak these past few days" - Jennifer Rubin (Jan 24, 2020 )

šŸ˜‚ā¬‡ļø
Sep 30, 2021 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
OIG Audit of FBI's Execution of Woods Procedures for FISA Warrantsā¬‡ļø

"OIG report examining four FISA applications targeting a U.S. person and other aspects of the FBIā€™s ā€œCrossfire Hurricaneā€ investigation identified significant errors or omissions in all four FISA applications" "The FBIā€™s Woods Procedures are designed to ensure FISA applications are ā€œscrupulously accurateā€
"However, our audit found numerous instances where this did not occur."
"Our audit identified non-compliance in all 29 FISA applications we reviewed"
Sep 25, 2021 ā€¢ 11 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
šŸšØKey Audit FindingsšŸšØ

"None of the various systems related to elections had numbers that would balance & agree w/ each other. In some cases, these differences were significant."

ā€¢ There appears to be 27, 807 ballots cast from individuals who had moved prior to the election ā€¢ Files were missing from the Election Management System (EMS) Server.

ā€¢ Ballot images 284,412 on the EMS were corrupt or missing.

ā€¢ Logs appeared to be intentionally rolled over, & all the data in the database related to the 2020 General
Election had been fully cleared.
Sep 25, 2021 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
Dear Fake News Media,

Yes - the AZ audit found no big discrepancy between the original ballot count & the hand count

NO - that does NOT confirm Biden's "win"

WHY? Because (more importantly) the audit found that tens of thousands of those ballots SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN COUNTED THE POINT IS THIS:
The primary reason for the AZ audit WAS NOT to check if Maricopa's election workers were able to count correctly...
...it was to check whether or not they were counting illegitimate ballots that should never have been counted to begin with!
Aug 12, 2021 ā€¢ 7 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
This is such a dishonest hit job meant for people who only read headlines & don't know finance.

His wife bought many stocks.

1 was Gilead - whose core business was NEGATIVELY hit by COVID19 (she lost money on her investment)

Her investment was TINY "between $1,000 & $15,000" BY COMPARISON
The DOJ investigated Feinstein, Loeffler, & Burr for their stock sales right before COVID

-Feinstein sold $500K to $1M stock in Allogene Therapeutics on Jan 31 & her husband sold $1M-$5M on Feb 18
-Loeffler sold over $1.25M of stock
-Burr sold between $628k & $1.7M
Aug 11, 2021 ā€¢ 8 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
"Best-selling author and part-time governor, Andrew Cuomo, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for helping thousands of New Yorkers rest in peace." "As the brother of Chris Cuomo, a noted left-wing blog pundit, Andrew Cuomo has spent most of his career living in the large shadow cast by his marginally successful little brother; however, according to Andrew, living life in shadows isnā€™t so bad."
Jul 13, 2021 ā€¢ 4 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
Here's just one of many examples of a real ballot (Batch #19) that was cast in Fulton County for Trump in 2020.

You can see the ballot's image & the readout of its vote selection.

Then you can see the corresponding Tally Sheet for Batch #19 where they entered 0 votes for Trump "New Evidence Reveals GA Audit Fraud and Massive Errors"

voterga.org/wp-content/uplā€¦
Jun 18, 2021 ā€¢ 21 tweets ā€¢ 6 min read
Holy Honey Bunches of Illegitimate Ballots, Batman!ā¬‡ļø Just some elected excerpts from the contractor's report (so far)
Jun 17, 2021 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
This is based off of a laughably unscientific "study" that came to its conclusions (about the race/gender of offenders) based on what was reported in a handful of media stories that chose to report the perpetrator's race.

FYI - In general... it's best not to stereotype ANY race. Of the 1,023 total incidents used in the report, 1/3 of them (344) are labelled "stigmatizing & discriminatory statements, images, policies, & proposals"... & consider statements calling Covid-19 the "China Virus, Chinese Virus, Wuhan Virus, etc..." as "hate crimes"

LOLs
Jun 11, 2021 ā€¢ 4 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
"Several other studies have also found HCQ can be effective.
The International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents showed 84% fewer hospitalizations among patients treated w/ HCQ.
...& a January study by Hackensack Meridian Health found encouraging results in patients treated w/ it." "Hackensack Meridianā€™s John Theurer Cancer Center (JTCC) Observational Study Suggests Role for Hydroxycholorquine as Outpatient Treatment for COVID-19 Infection"
- January 19th, 2021

hackensackmeridianhealth.org/press-releasesā€¦
May 28, 2021 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
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Apr 30, 2021 ā€¢ 8 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
SILLY GOOSE...
Although they're not blue checkmarks, these guys seem knowledgeable about the subject & they disagree with you...

"A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined..."
- George Washington, First Annual Address, to both House of Congress, January 8, 1790 "The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed."
- Thomas Jefferson, letter to to John Cartwright, 5 June 1824
Feb 5, 2021 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
Um...WHAT IN THE PANDA PROCREATING HECK!ā¬‡ļø