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Dec 11, 2024 5 tweets 2 min read
Oh man, a European has an ill-informed opinion about an already settled issue in the United States while retaining an air of snobbery despite the waking hellscape their own country is currently going through?

I am shocked. This has never happened before. Image Nobody should every listen to Germany about anything ever. Their idea of a "Green Future" is mining more coal.

Throughout history, any time things are going right in the world, Germany pops up and puts a stop to that.
Mar 10, 2024 14 tweets 6 min read
"Starship Troopers parodies the book it's based on, because that was the only way they felt they could handle the fascist themes contained in the book" is one of those wild and persistent rumors that has somehow become fact and lives on for eternity on the internet. Image 'Bug Hunt at Outpost 7', a science fiction, CGI heavy movie that was struggling to find funding was very loosely "re-written" to be 'Starship Troopers' to make it more attractive to studios. Image
Mar 10, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
It's over. Image "Soul isn't real, that's just nostalgia." Image
Oct 24, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
I think it's starting to get out that when black people talk shit about white people, they really are talking about "white 😉😉😉😉😉" people. Compare:

"White people hold all the power and are responsible for all the suffering in this country. White people also hate seeing anyone represented in media."
Oct 23, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
So. Just so we're clear.

You think sexual abuse of students by teachers is a myth like Atlantis due to the fact that your mother was a teacher and as far as you know she hasn't molested any of her students?

Have I got that right? Ah, okay, so they can't be molesters because they just have such full schedules and when are they going to fit child molestation in between all those activities?

Got it.

Oct 23, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
We ready to have this discussion yet? Image Considering the demographic breakdown of public school employees, I wonder what the gender of most of the offenders are.
Oct 5, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
>they're too insecure to live near other people

Bro seriously forgot the concept of "neighbors" where you live near someone without sharing a wall.

Honestly, living "by yourself" while still living like you live with other people is hellish tbh. I'm too old to be "living by myself" and have to worry about if the television is too loud.

Fuck off, my bills are paid.
Jun 18, 2022 10 tweets 4 min read
Remember when that autistic furry supposedly committed suicide and left a note blaming a certain website?

The US Department of State has finalized its records for 2021. No death of an American citizen was recorded in Japan in 2021 after Byuu's suicide note was published. Image The single source for confirmation of the suicide for multiple news outlets was @/marcan42 whose proof was essentially pic related: Image
Jun 16, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
'The Guild 3' is finally out of Early Access.

Time to check and see if it's actually good. Image oh man Image
Jun 16, 2022 23 tweets 5 min read
I am going to be making a list of movies I consider "perfect". The perfect Romance film Image
May 4, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Alright, have a seat for this one.

So Brandybucks are the closest things the Hobbits have to nobility and are very learned, dignified, and hard to fool. But they're the most self-satisfied of hobbits and tend to just have near zero desire or reason to ever leave the shire. Whereas Tooks are naturally very curious and inquisitive, but have a bad habit of leaping before they look and results in them getting into a lot of trouble constantly.
May 4, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
We all know the answer to this, but we'll be banned on Titter for saying this out-loud. I'm just saying, you're going to have to stop pretending this was "the worst thing ever" and endeavor to out-shine what was quite honestly a glorified guided tour with a shoving match from a random bar from Austin's 6th Street on a typical Saturday night.
Mar 9, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
The thing that stings the most is in all of the pictures and videos where the person is still identifiable, they're obviously so much younger than me. 24 year old that liked drawing cats and hot dogs hugging now rotting in a hole somewhere because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ImageImageImage
Mar 9, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Why is it every weird socialist movement is always three degrees away from touching kids? No, seriously.

Why can't there be a serious push for labor without someone piping up and going, "Free the cunny"?
Dec 12, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
Ted Kaczynski, but he targets porch pirates by placing bait packages in front of abandoned homes that detonate once opened. Jeffrey Dahmer, but he runs a recipe blog where he tells the story of how the inspiration for the recipe comes from a childhood memory of the person he's cooking.
Oct 27, 2021 9 tweets 2 min read
If you have any opinion about that Kyle Rittenhouse trial besides "It's a clear-cut case of self-defense", you cede the right to complain about misinformation/fake-news, since you yourself have chosen to knowingly buy into it despite all evidence to the contrary by major outlets. "They were taking down a mass-shooter!"

No, they were taking down a guy who shot one person in self defense who chased him down and tried to assault him because he wouldn't let that dude and his friends start a literal dumpster fire.
Oct 26, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I still can't believe Nintendo just ripped off Gustav Holst's 'Mars' and used it as their 'Airship' theme for Super Mario Brothers 3. Super Mario Brothers 3:

Sep 5, 2021 15 tweets 3 min read
I've been thinking about the whole "rich commie" thing for a while now and I really need to let out a few trains of thought I've had about the whole entit-o-sphere surrounding that side of the internet.

So choo-choo, bitches. My first thoughts went back to how we had this really wild thing with Occupy Wall Street a decade ago where you had the interests of rich people vocally threatened, then SUDDENLY AND COINCIDENTALLY had the wrench of identity politics thrown into its gears.
Sep 5, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
To be fair, the source material for 'Starship Troopers' sucks and doesn't make for a good movie.

It's a poli-sci lecture disguised as a science fiction story that gives a realistic depiction of being in the military in that it's absolutely fucking boring 99.9999999% of the time. I regret to inform you all that I've upset the Heinlein stans with this post.
Sep 3, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
'The Mist' is so fucking good because the townspeople's reactions to everything that's happening are just so natural and realistic to the point of almost being corny. I am an influence of evil. ImageImage
Sep 2, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
Huh...I didn't notice until today that Thomas Jane's character in 'The Mist' was a 'Dark Tower' fan... Image Scope those references. Image