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An irreverent wise crackin' FinTwit parrot doing deep due diligence in multiple markets. Nothing I say is financial advice, do your own research. DMs are open.
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Mar 9 β€’ 6 tweets β€’ 2 min read
@Citrini7 Banking Sector:

@thebankzhar @beef_shorts @PhilTimyan @blondesnmoney @Aureliusltd28 @MaxfieldOnBanks @bank_reg @Seawolfcap @VD718

Options:

@simon_ree @kiantrades

Macro:

@INArteCarloDoss @agnostoxxx @PauloMacro @UrbanKaoboy @MacroEdgeRes @concodanomics

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TV / Media / Streaming Sector:

@BlueDuckCap

Short Sellers / Short Research:

@AlderLaneEggs @ActAccordingly @AureliusValue @FriendlyBearSA @WolfpackReports @BreakoutPoint @AIMhonesty @Gabe_Bernarde @viceroyresearch @NateHindenburg @HindenburgRes @DonutShorts @UnicusResearch @LastBearStandng @Integrity4mkts @orrdavid

Oil / Energy:

@Josh_Young_1 @hkuppy

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Sep 8, 2023 β€’ 8 tweets β€’ 3 min read
🚩 Crypto crime in Turkey πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· is wild, a 🧡.

🚩 The Turkish version of SBF got a 11,196-year prison sentence.

🚩 Faruk Fatih Γ–zer, founder of collapsed exchange #Thodex stole $2B with the help of family members before he fled to Albania πŸ‡¦πŸ‡±.

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euronews.com/2023/09/08/mor… Previously, serial liar Stu Hoegner, poker cheat and fellow #LifeboatFoundation member with Jeffery Epstien celebrated the crime enabled by crypto (aka the Tether $USDT fraud cartel).

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Apr 6, 2023 β€’ 8 tweets β€’ 18 min read
@vidar_research @cramsey @thebankzhar @thebankerislaw @buyside4life @NotChaseColeman @HiddenPivots I found this letter to $BMRC shareholders back from February.

I highlighted a couple items that stuck out at me. They are touting low cost of deposits 🚩and more than half of all deposits are non-interest bearing 🚩.

In an environment where MMFs and T-Bills pay 4%, this is bad. Image @vidar_research @cramsey @thebankzhar @thebankerislaw @buyside4life @NotChaseColeman @HiddenPivots Some additional data: ImageImage
Apr 5, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 3 min read
Imagine trying to ascertain the truth regarding crypto crooks within the banking system from this lot.

Nic Carter is an apologist for Tether, known bank fraudsters. Brian Quintenz works for a16z, a known hotbed of shitcoin pump and dumps.

Unbelievable.🦜

$SI
$SBNY
#SlugsOfa16z ImageImageImageImage Get a load of this! @AlderLaneEggs
Apr 4, 2023 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 3 min read
Do you ever wonder why Larry Cermak gets the dubious distinction of winning the Cermak Circusmaster Clown award 🀑 for the #ClownSort app?

Wonder no more!

Larry pretends to be knowledgeable about industry affairs, but his conflicts of interest make all his takes...bad takes.πŸ‘‡ ImageImageImageImage Download #ClownSort today and help chronicle crypto crises created by clowns like Cermak! πŸ‘‡

Mar 16, 2023 β€’ 26 tweets β€’ 11 min read
🚨 $SBNY & $SIVB GUIDE🚨

$SBNY & $SIVB PUTS/SHORTS

This guide is to get put contracts exercised prior to expiry. Information on shares sold short will also be included below. It is imperative that we make noise LOUD and with GREAT NUMBERS.

Please β™₯️ &πŸ”. 🦜
🧡1/n 🚨 SAVE ALL RECEIPTS & EVIDENCE🚨

In case you have to escalate to a legal challenge, I can't stress enough the importance of COLLECTING and PRESERVING legal evidence.

Read this carefully and follow it.πŸ‘‡
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Mar 14, 2023 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Barney Frank isn't an independent source.🚩

#SigNet, while it did have a few legitimate crypto firms using it, had MASSIVE volumes for SBF, CZ and Do Kwon as they stolen and laundered BILLIONS of πŸ’² for OFAC sanctioned Iran and Russia, drug cartels etc.

#ItWasTheCrime 🚨 @AlderLaneEggs we are still getting apologia for $SBNY. 🀦