Forbes & Frauds: Michael Saylor of MicroStrategy $MSTR has joined some elite company.

Leave it to Forbes to promote Michael Saylor, the biggest cheerleader for the 'Bitcoin Strategic Reserve', after it was public knowledge that he's a two-time fraudster.

Forbes is crime central casting.

Gents, @INArteCarloDoss @agnostoxxx @judahrhodie, we have a new GAG update.

Golden Age of Grift: Forbes Edition

@Citrini7 Banking Sector:

@thebankzhar @beef_shorts @PhilTimyan @blondesnmoney @Aureliusltd28 @MaxfieldOnBanks @bank_reg @Seawolfcap @VD718

Options:

@simon_ree @kiantrades

Macro:

@INArteCarloDoss @agnostoxxx @PauloMacro @UrbanKaoboy @MacroEdgeRes @concodanomics

1/x TV / Media / Streaming Sector:

@BlueDuckCap

Short Sellers / Short Research:

@AlderLaneEggs @ActAccordingly @AureliusValue @FriendlyBearSA @WolfpackReports @BreakoutPoint @AIMhonesty @Gabe_Bernarde @viceroyresearch @NateHindenburg @HindenburgRes @DonutShorts @UnicusResearch @LastBearStandng @Integrity4mkts @orrdavid

Oil / Energy:

@Josh_Young_1 @hkuppy

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@SeekingAlpha, why are you allowing $RILY to be shamelessly promoted on your platform?

You let Austin Rogers shill B Riley when it was trading at ~$45 back in February, publishing an article claiming the dividend was "safe".

Where do you think that dividend comes from?

1/x 🧵

In February @SeekingAlpha also allowed Rida Morwa to impugn the @WolfpackReports short thesis on $RILY.

Instead of addressing the substantive concerns in the short report, the research was compared to a spiteful ex in divorce court.

This is bag holder talk.👇

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🚩 Crypto crime in Turkey 🇹🇷 is wild, a 🧵.

🚩 The Turkish version of SBF got a 11,196-year prison sentence.

🚩 Faruk Fatih Özer, founder of collapsed exchange #Thodex stole $2B with the help of family members before he fled to Albania 🇦🇱.

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euronews.com/2023/09/08/mor… Previously, serial liar Stu Hoegner, poker cheat and fellow #LifeboatFoundation member with Jeffery Epstien celebrated the crime enabled by crypto (aka the Tether $USDT fraud cartel).

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https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1631817570616475648?s=19

@vidar_research @cramsey @thebankzhar @thebankerislaw @buyside4life @NotChaseColeman @HiddenPivots I found this letter to $BMRC shareholders back from February.

I highlighted a couple items that stuck out at me. They are touting low cost of deposits 🚩and more than half of all deposits are non-interest bearing 🚩.

In an environment where MMFs and T-Bills pay 4%, this is bad. @vidar_research @cramsey @thebankzhar @thebankerislaw @buyside4life @NotChaseColeman @HiddenPivots Some additional data:

Imagine trying to ascertain the truth regarding crypto crooks within the banking system from this lot.

Nic Carter is an apologist for Tether, known bank fraudsters. Brian Quintenz works for a16z, a known hotbed of shitcoin pump and dumps.

Unbelievable.🦜

$SI
$SBNY
#SlugsOfa16z Get a load of this! @AlderLaneEggs

Do you ever wonder why Larry Cermak gets the dubious distinction of winning the Cermak Circusmaster Clown award 🤡 for the #ClownSort app?

Wonder no more!

Larry pretends to be knowledgeable about industry affairs, but his conflicts of interest make all his takes...bad takes.👇 Download #ClownSort today and help chronicle crypto crises created by clowns like Cermak! 👇

https://twitter.com/Cryptadamist/status/1642986256358334467

🚨 $SBNY & $SIVB GUIDE🚨

$SBNY & $SIVB PUTS/SHORTS

This guide is to get put contracts exercised prior to expiry. Information on shares sold short will also be included below. It is imperative that we make noise LOUD and with GREAT NUMBERS.

Please ♥️ &🔁. 🦜
🧵1/n 🚨 SAVE ALL RECEIPTS & EVIDENCE🚨

In case you have to escalate to a legal challenge, I can't stress enough the importance of COLLECTING and PRESERVING legal evidence.

Read this carefully and follow it.👇
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Barney Frank isn't an independent source.🚩

#SigNet, while it did have a few legitimate crypto firms using it, had MASSIVE volumes for SBF, CZ and Do Kwon as they stolen and laundered BILLIONS of 💲 for OFAC sanctioned Iran and Russia, drug cartels etc.

#ItWasTheCrime 🚨

https://twitter.com/adamscochran/status/1635472041988980737

@AlderLaneEggs we are still getting apologia for $SBNY. 🤦