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Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. ESPN Sellaht. LIVE M-Fri 12-3ishEST. Kicked off a SuperBowl. Undefeated at WrestleMania. @CollegeGameDay’s on Saturdays in the fall.
Feb 24, 2023 4 tweets 3 min read
Well… Me and Vince McMahon’s match at WrestleMania has officially been named

“Worst (nonsanctioned) match of the year”

😂😂😂 ImageImage The old man was MUCH stronger than anybody could’ve imagined.. Caught me off guard quite a bit (and I was Cheap Shotted to start it all)

Fun Fact.. The 1st time Steve gave Vince a stunner was in 1997… I was 10 years old, from a working class community, and it made me fall in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… ImageImageImageImage
Jan 13, 2023 4 tweets 3 min read
Ladies and gentlemen..

Our BIG announcement #PMSLive Cheers to you @budlight 🍻

#PMSLive
Oct 13, 2022 6 tweets 4 min read
🚨COACH P'S KEYS🚨

"Come on up here Robert Quinn" ~@ChuckPaganoNFL

#PMSLive "WE NEED A DAMN WIN" ~@ChuckPaganoNFL

#PMSLive
Oct 13, 2022 7 tweets 5 min read
Ladies & gentlemen...

IT IS TIME for Coach P's Keys with @ChuckPaganoNFL

#PMSLive "We GOTTA pound the rock" ~@ChuckPaganoNFL

#PMSLive
Oct 12, 2022 7 tweets 5 min read
Ladies & gentlemen...

IT IS TIME for Everything DB with @DariusJButler

#PMSLive "This is one way to try & eliminate target number one" ~@DariusJButler

#PMSLive
Oct 11, 2022 11 tweets 7 min read
🚨IN THE TRENCHES🚨

"This is a legal play" ~@aqshipley

#PMSLive "Seattle Seahawks offensive line is doing some really nice things" ~@aqshipley

#PMSLive
Oct 11, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT ROUGHING THE PASSER IS‼️

#PMSLive What's the difference here...

#PMSLive
Sep 29, 2022 10 tweets 7 min read
🚨COACH P'S KEYS🚨

"Let's get the run game going" ~@ChuckPaganoNFL

#PMSLive "We GOTTA be good on early downs" ~@ChuckPaganoNFL

#PMSLive
Sep 29, 2022 8 tweets 6 min read
IT IS TIME for Coach P's Keys with Chuck Pagano

#PMSLive "I love this Tyreek" ~@ChuckPaganoNFL

#PMSLive
Sep 28, 2022 10 tweets 7 min read
🚨EVERYTHING DB🚨

"Let's start with the game winning play for the Colts" ~@DariusJButler

#PMSLive "THIS CAN'T HAPPEN" ~@DariusJButler

#PMSLive
Sep 27, 2022 11 tweets 8 min read
🚨IN THE TRENCHES🚨

"Let's go right to the tape" ~@aqshipley

#PMSLive "This is my favorite play on the tape" ~@aqshipley

#PMSLive
Sep 14, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
Ladies & gentlemen IT IS TIME for Everything DB with @DariusJButler

#PMSLive "Witherspoon does a great job of baiting Joe Burrow here" ~@DariusJButler

#PMSLive
Sep 12, 2022 5 tweets 4 min read
Ladies & gentlemen IT IS TIME for #PMSIDontWantToOverreactBUT

#PMSOverreactionMonday Are the New England Patriots TOAST #PMSIDontWantToOverreactBUT

#PMSOverreactionMonday
Aug 23, 2019 15 tweets 8 min read
A weekend thought for you.

I did a video about this a couple years ago.. but “coincidences” keep happening.

Had to revisit..

There’s a chance that the creator of “The Simpsons,” Matt Groening, is a real life time traveler...

Buckle up.

A thread.. It’s all so subtle.. On Episode 3 of the ninth season, titled “Lisa’s Sax,” which aired on October 19th, 1997.

For no reason at all, in the middle of the episode Marge is holding a book titled “Curious George and the Ebola Virus”

17 yrs later in 2014, Ebola took over the world
Mar 7, 2019 6 tweets 2 min read
When I was in 5th grade, my teacher wanted us 2 make a cookbook for a project..

“Please go home and ask your mother (sexist hindsight) for her favorite recipe and bring it in tomorrow morning”

My mother is a saint, and was a worker, not much of a chef tho..

“Mom, I need your favorite recipe for a cookbook or something”

Sally asks without skipping a beat, I don’t have a favorite recipe. I have a favorite cereal though as she dove into a bowl of fruity pebbles..

The conversation pivoted and the cookbook forgotten for the evening..

I walked into the