Oh Twitter, do I have a magical story for you! Today was supposed to be a vacation day, but due to circumstances outside of my immediate control I had to come to work. You can imagine my additional fury when there was a wall-to-wall traffic jam in the pouring rain.

Hi friends! I’m gonna have to go on a rant that’ll probably get me suspended from @twitter or possibly banned. But here goes... Yesterday, Rose McGowan (@rosemcgowan) called @BenAffleck a liar. Twitter responded by suspending her acct for Terms of Service violations.