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Nov 9, 2021 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
Betty White is trending again and PLEASE STOP THIS, every time her name pops up I get so worried that she's dating Pete Davidson.
Just keep her safe and make her the host of Jeopardy, thx
Dec 25, 2020 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the tweets
Not a user was stirring, not even in fleets
The drafts were all scheduled for the a.m. with care
In hopes that virality soon would be there
The children were all nestled all snug in their snaps
Their instas, their twitches, their lit tiktok apps;
And mamma in her Pinterest, and I in my LinkedIn,
Had just settled down (the edible had kicked in)