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What on earth has happened to the idiot son?
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Jul 4, 2020 41 tweets 7 min read
I meet him at the entrance. He’s wearing the “senior negotiator” ribbon sash.

Confident he will “prevail”. He’s been watching poker games and negotiation videos online. Fully educated and prepared for the battle

“Watch me” he says. “Trick is to meet halfway” Marches into Mayor’s office

“Let’s make this quick”, he says. “we are all busy people and I want to watch the footy on TV”
Jul 2, 2020 97 tweets 17 min read
Idiot son calls me while on the Eurostar. He met a beautiful woman on the train who was visiting UK for the first time. He’s ecstatic about his “new girlfriend”. Truly in love.

They’re planning to move in together and live “happily ever after” in the UK

#idiotson #archer_rs I advised him that post-Brexit there will be reestrictons on free movement for EU citizens in the UK. He sounds outraged.

#idiotson #archer_rs