So when I argued at the Louisiana Supreme Court a couple of weeks ago, I noticed the lectern. It was emblazoned with a vintage logo from IBM, and two brass clocks. I couldn’t find anything about it. /1 After fumbling around on google, I emailed the Supreme Court library. After a bit of back and forth, I received a gracious response from the retired Clerk of Court. /2

OK, I'm leafing through the judge's decision wiping out the Sunday Ticket verdict against the NFL, and it is a wowy Mc Wow decision.

Here is the opinion. I will break it down in this thread. 1/

drive.google.com/file/d/1vy9n1_… (1) The plaintiffs had used an expert to calculate how much harm the NFL was causing through Sunday Ticket. The expert used college football and how games are distributed there as his example. The Court says this methodology doesn't work.

Getting a late start today because I was looking for the constitutional text that says you can't use evidence of immune official acts to prosecute non-immune non-official acts. It is probably in a different translation.

What a nightmare this opinion is. Oof. The failure to remove Trump from office is going to haunt us for a long time. Feh.

A quick story about my dad: He couldn't afford to attend the American University of Beirut, which is fancy. So he was settling into not going to college, when someone told him there was a scholarship for Armenian Catholics (a tiny minority of Armenians) in Mumbai. 1/ He wrote. Startled, the Armenian Catholic congregation of Mumbai wrote back - no one had ever attempted to take the scholarship - and invited him to India. He packed a suitcase, bought a suit from the undertaker (yes, that's where you went for used suits) and got on a ship. 2/

I have been waiting for this one. It’s a big and important decision and will get scrutiny for en banc I am sure. Slow motion thread to come (I’m really busy)

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https://twitter.com/adamsteinbaugh/status/1798840901923410339

In broad strokes, the case is about whether a public library was allowed to remove books from the library for the views they express. The district judge had issued an injunction requiring the books to be returned.

/1

Imagine your job is to get qualified immunity here

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What in the world were these officers playing at?

Re: Judge Cannon - in civil cases, we normally do jury instructions at the end of the trial. Is criminal different?

Again, I think she's wrong not to sort out the mess now, but there's a lot of magic thinking in the articles I'm reading about how she's behaving. The reason it's unusual here is that the former President is being prosecuted. But I've got to assume in 99.99% of other cases the charge conference is after the close of evidence.

One time, I had a case where the judge up and wrote some jury instructions 2/

Unless I'm interrupted by a call, I am going to take the time to live-tweet the SB4 stay argument this morning at CA5 at 10 am.

For those new to CA5 and its characters: the panel is Chief Judge Richman, Judge Andrew Oldham, and Judge Irma Ramirez, the newest judge. 1/ For those who don't know, Chief Judge Richman has been on the Court for some time. You may know her as Priscilla R. Owen, her name until recently (she changed her name upon marrying Chief Justice Nathan Hecht of Texas). She will be the voice you hear presiding. /2

So I think the point that Trump doesn’t need to bond to appeal has been made, so let me quickly address one other thing: unless someone shows me otherwise, the $450,000,000 judgment is enforceable right now (realistically, Monday) 1/ Yes, Trump has 30 days to appeal, that’s true. /2

Again, I do not understand why people are having such trouble getting this, but it is absolutely not true that Trump has to pay the judgment or bond the judgment or do anything to the judgment to appeal.

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Yes, it is likely going to be very hard for Trump to bond $450,000,000, I agree. But he can still appeal.

CA5 amended its decision in Rahimi - its Feb. opinion striking down, under Bruen, 922(g)(8)'s gun restrictions.

Judge Ho expanded his concurrence. Among other points, he now says that domestic violence orders are used strategically in divorce. 1/

drive.google.com/file/d/13PtN6V… Because those orders have this strategic element, he says, men are sometimes subject to unwarranted restraining orders (and thus deprived of their "first class" right to arms /2

My full thread.

Usual caveat: I am live-tweeting with no transcript. The "quotes" are paraphrases.

The improper tea-leaf reading portion of the proceedings - CA5's test, that Title VII discrimination requires an "ultimate adverse employment action" - will be no more. 1/

https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1618070069615169536

I think that's almost 100% clear from OA. Almost no one defended it.

What will replace the test? I think a sort of materiality threshold derived from the standards used by the other circuits.

Plaintiff's argument that the text contains no such restriction will need to wait.

Alright, y'all, buckle in. CA5 today heard en banc argument in Hamilton v. Dallas: women allege that Dallas county makes women work the weekend, but men can get the weekend off.

CA5 precedent says this claim fails because the shift time is not an ultimate employment decision. If anyone wants to follow along, you can find the audio here.

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Didn’t read this yet, but that seems pretty surprising.

https://twitter.com/steve_vladeck/status/1603581422429949952

Is this whole holding about the new limits on habeas dicta?

Just out: another CA5 opinion in a dispute about 3-D printed guns.

Long story short - WDTX transferred the case to New Jersey. CA5 didn't like that, and ordered WDTX to ask NJ to send it back. That court said no....

1/

drive.google.com/file/d/1YAv85B… In this new iteration, the plaintiffs asked the Fifth Circuit to revive their claims in Texas, contrary to the transfer. CA5, with some clear reluctance, says no. Even though the NJ court's actions failed to adhere to comity, says CA5, there's nothing we can do. /e

I know I constantly complain about this, but why? Why does Westlaw do this? Yes, I get it, the district judge says there are some limits to Gore. Fine. Lots of courts have said that. Why would you say this district court is calling the Supreme Court of the United States into "doubt."

This is genuinely an unbelievable thing to tweet when you’re in serious legal and business jeopardy. It is a masterpiece. The Mona Lisa.

https://twitter.com/sbf_ftx/status/1590709199067295749

My man, you need to hire lawyers right now. Stop tweeting, pick up phone. Not me! But lawyers.

Someone needs to explain to me how a non-binding letter of intent stops a liquidity crunch.

I don't follow these companies, literally don't know. But it seems odd.

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1590013613586411520

OK, having done a little more digging, it appears quite clear that the non-binding LOI premised on due diligence did not in fact work.

I missed early voting this year, so I’m heading to the polls now.

It’s an opportunity to note that Harris County’s excellent drive-through voting system was made illegal by the Texas legislature, for more or less no reason. As someone who used the system, the integrity reasons the legislature gave were, to be polite, made up.

A Mississipi man was convicted of manslaughter for what he says was an accidental discharge. Later, he sued the manufacturer for the product defect, but too late says CA5, and they failed to plead fraudulent concealment.

OK, but...

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1/ As the Court acknowledges, a complaint with a mere pleading deficiency is usually dismissed without prejudice, and here the district court dismissed with prejudice. The plaintiff loses despite this straightforward problem, however, because he didn't ask to replead.