Michelle says
I am the short, female, old, white Samuel L Jackson of Twitter. Only not rich or famous. Also, I can't act. I'm just good at saying motherfucker.
May 22, 2019 8 tweets 2 min read
So, this is going to take a few tweets, but I promise, it will be worth it. I have a feel good story and we all need this shit right now. We need to feel good about something. What happened is this: I went into the bathroom at work, first thing in the morning. Our work bathrooms are single rooms, no stalls. It's not a large office. Anyway, I walked into the bathroom and immediately saw that someone had shit on the floor.