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I wrote a smut novel about A Christmas Carol, called ā€œThe Ghost of Christmas ass!ā€
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Jul 30, 2022 ā€¢ 12 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
Neuroscientists have been able to detect differences in the brains of liberals and conservatives. Liberals brains are more active when it comes to empathy, and conservatives brains are more active in regards to fear. What does this mean for us? A threadā€¦ It means weā€™re both being manipulated. Propaganda for conservatives is constructed to make them afraid for their future and perceived freedoms. By eliciting responses in their enlarged amygdala they become more radicalized toward self preservation, and viewing others as enemies.
Apr 27, 2022 ā€¢ 17 tweets ā€¢ 4 min read
The Johnny Depp, Amber Heard case is important. In the wake of her abuse of Johnny, the way she lied and claimed he beat her, and the way she told Johnny that no one would side with him, because he is a man, we should discuss how this damage splashed over all women. I would like to begin with how Amberā€™s defense team is dragging Johnny Depp for struggling with addiction, and mental illness, as if that justifies her cutting his finger off, putting cigarettes out on him, and generally abusing himā€¦ absolutely detestable.
Mar 9, 2022 ā€¢ 8 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
In light of yet ANOTHER republican showing he is a complete and utter fecal fucking clown, when it comes to rape, I would like to address what he said about ā€œlay back and enjoy it.ā€

Survivors of sexual assault, this thread is for you: ITā€™S NOT YOUR FAULT. No matter what you wore. No matter if you fought, or froze, or screamed. No matter if they had a weapon, or just overpowered you. No matter if you didnā€™t cover your drink. No matter if you drank. No matter if he was your boss. No matter if you were underage.
Mar 6, 2022 ā€¢ 7 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
I have too much on my plate to be in a flame war when Iā€™m literally just trying to explain that someone is a good person, against someone who doesnā€™t know him. Blaire Iā€™m sorry I said your parody was stale. It was reactive of me after you insulted me. I understand that you are stressed out. But I know my friend. Iā€™ve seen the good he has done with his platform. Iā€™ve seen him help literally everyone who has ever asked anything of him. From helping protect women by outing sexual predators, to helping people with disabilities,
Feb 7, 2022 ā€¢ 4 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
I did everything I have to do all week, today. Why? Because part of ADHD is disregulation of executive function. So when I have motivation I MUST DO ALL THE THINGS AT ONCE. If I lose momentum, I will not accomplish anything. Just have to keep moving. If you struggle with executive dysfunction, there are some tips that can help.
1: donā€™t take off your shoes, I donā€™t know why but shoes mean itā€™s work time.
2: get big machines going before you tackle small jobs
3: stream a tv show and put on headphones so you can zone out.
Dec 3, 2021 ā€¢ 22 tweets ā€¢ 4 min read
In light of the recent Supreme Court case, where the rights of every uterus owner in the United States are on the line, I thought it was time I do one of my long winded threads so, buckle up or scroll on by.

Letā€™s start with something that always pisses me offā€¦ the question. The question every reporter asks every republican politician ā€œdo you support abortion rights in cases of incest, rape, or severe health issues?ā€

Inevitably republican politicians tap dance to let women know that Itā€™s not them forcing them to be pregnant, itā€™s ā€œgodā€™s will.ā€
Sep 14, 2021 ā€¢ 16 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
Letā€™s discuss why masturbation is demonized, and how body control morphs into religious indoctrination. While this topic applies to both flogging the bishop and pressing the devilā€™s doorbell, it affects men and women differently today. Iā€™m going to start with circumcision and how it was adopted by Christian fundamentalists to prevent boys from feeling carnal pleasure through slapping the one eyed salamander. In the Victorian era both male and female circumcision were practiced on children.
Sep 14, 2021 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
If you donā€™t have long wavy hair youā€™re missing out on some pretty great experiences, like: seeing someone out of the corner of your eye in a dark room, but itā€™s actually your hair. Feeling spiders on you, but itā€™s just your hair. Thinking your hair is on you, but itā€™s spiders. And my personal unfavorite; how do I phrase thisā€¦ removing hairs that have fallen off of your head, and nestled in your ass crack somehow, despite the fact that it makes NO LOGICAL FUCKING SENSE!!! Iā€™M WEARING PANTS AND UNDERWEAR, HOW?! FUCKING HOW?! Yet here I amā€¦
Sep 13, 2021 ā€¢ 10 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
Texas still has a ban on the sale of female sex toys, because the men feel emasculated that they canā€™t please us. Luckily, itā€™s not enforceable because itā€™s unconstitutional. This ban was never repealed. It was introduced in the 70ā€™s, and upheld in the 2000ā€™s. Letā€™s discussā€¦ They banned sex toys due to ā€œobscenityā€ and stated they could only be sold in the state as ā€œcake toppersā€ for bachelorette parties. If you went into a sex store in texas, they would be labeled as cake toppers, and marked with a sticker that said not for internal use.
Sep 12, 2021 ā€¢ 9 tweets ā€¢ 4 min read
My thread about 9/11 was not to say that 9/11 wasnā€™t important. It was to talk about how we ignore and forget millions of deaths caused by billionaires greed, every year. Yes, I include Covid in that list, because we would have stayed shut down, if it wasnā€™t for their economy. Many people pointed out how disheartening it was to watch people search desperately for family, and that reminds me of people searching desperately for loved ones after hurricane Katrina. It reminds me of parents screaming their kids names outside of schools, movies and malls.
Sep 12, 2021 ā€¢ 13 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
9/11 seems like a drop in the pond compared to so many tragedies that have happened since. At the time, it was formative for millions of young children like myself. We were bequeathed disillusionment. The burden of believing everything would be ok, was lifted from our shoulders. I was a teenager, who showed up to school late, because she wanted to finish watching ā€œGhostbustersā€ and my first period was art, and my project was already done. By the time I showed up at the high school, I immediately thought there had been a shooting.
Sep 5, 2021 ā€¢ 20 tweets ā€¢ 4 min read
A lot of people may be confused about Texas and why the women donā€™t just use birth control, so Iā€™d like to talk about my personal experience in this state to give some insight; first of all, Texas teaches abstinence only sex education. Purity culture reigns supreme. The idea is that if you have sex as a female you are unclean and lose your worth in the eyes of male suitors, and god. Your dad may even take you to purity balls where you promise him, in a room full of other dads, not to have sex with any man until youā€™re married.
Aug 23, 2021 ā€¢ 6 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
A troll group is incessantly attacking me, Iā€™ve blocked a lot of them, but they are scrubbing my social media to just keep the attacks going. Theyā€™re miserable, honestly. At this point if you see something please report.

I have a life to deal with and I donā€™t need the stress. Quite frankly, itā€™s pathetic that they claim to be decent people, but Iā€™m a stay at home mom of special needs kids, just trying to be friendly with people. This all started when I parodied Tony Posnaski for being a jerk, and a creep, by selling a picture of a cat.
Aug 22, 2021 ā€¢ 6 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
Getting attacked for taking my kids to the water parkā€¦ we wore masks when not in the water, we socially distanced, we used hand sanitizer and sunscreen, and I took every precaution I could. I promised them that if they learned how to swim I would take them, in May, before delta. Because my kids have disabilities and trauma, 3/5th of my kids lost their mom to a brain aneurysm and were abandoned by their father, I try my best not to let them down. They need me to keep my promises as best I can. So I find a way.
Aug 22, 2021 ā€¢ 5 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
I wasnā€™t taking sides with a groomer I was provided 0 evidence of anything. Amphetamines are treatment for ADHD, I love tiktok. You donā€™t like my shit, get outta my ass. ā¤ļø Image See @srfn_fitness @JLVsTW1 @davenewworld_2 the goal is to manipulate and twist things to make people look bad, for nefarious reasons. As you can see from the above postā€¦ Iā€™d really appreciate, if we could chat about why being bestie with toxic trolls might not be ideal.
Aug 18, 2021 ā€¢ 10 tweets ā€¢ 5 min read
Imagine if you will that the United States was currently experiencing a zombie apocalypse. That everyone could be safe if they were vaccinated and wore a special anti-zombie device, in case of infection. So that they couldnā€™t bite others. Some people canā€™t take the vaccineā€¦ Some are scared of it, some donā€™t like anti-bite devices because they think itā€™s their right to bite people if they turn. Now imagine Texas; @GregAbbott_TX makes sure he gets as vaccinated as possible, more than other people, because all he cares about is protecting himselfā€¦
Aug 17, 2021 ā€¢ 6 tweets ā€¢ 1 min read
There is currently not a single challenger to Greg Abbott that is for a mask mandate. Texas will be stuck with this murderous twerp if we donā€™t find someone better. 74% of Texans do not support his mask ban. That is a huge chink in his armor, but itā€™s not the only one. His terrible handling of the winter crisis where he claimed everything was fine and we would never have a problem again, despite the fact that the energy companies didnā€™t do anything, but donate over 4 million to his campaign. Then in summer our power grid was overloaded again.
Aug 10, 2021 ā€¢ 14 tweets ā€¢ 3 min read
When I first joined social media I never shared about my personal life. I just told jokes and I portrayed myself as a happy, normal person and perfect mom. Then I had a pretty massive tragedy. I was struggling, and looking at everyone elseā€™s perfect lives broke me. When I came back, I decided I would expose myself, warts and all. In case anyone else who was struggling, just needed to see that I was a train wreck too. I promised to never pretend to be perfect again, because we all struggle and no one should feel like theyā€™re struggling alone
Aug 9, 2021 ā€¢ 8 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
If someone hypothetically wants to sue me for talking about her drama, then I guess I canā€™t hypothetically talk about her drama. This person may have lied about a sexual relationship, and told me things were unsolicited, when they were part of a relationship. This person may have been upset that the man she liked was talking to another woman, and then she worked hard to make this hypothetical man not like the other woman by claiming she was a crazy stalker. This hypothetical woman may crop screenshots to make conversations look bad.
Aug 7, 2021 ā€¢ 9 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
So my husband and I spoke to our kids pediatrician. She said now that the most vulnerable of us have been vaccinated itā€™s ok to send the kids to school with masks. Their mental health and their development was the reason we spoke to her yesterday. My kids are honestly not ok. My husband and I have been waffling, so weā€™ve been calling around speaking to teachers and coaches, trying to figure out how much just a few months of delay would effect them. Iā€™ve been so stressed that I canā€™t even deal. I canā€™t think. I weigh the options constantly.
Jul 13, 2021 ā€¢ 7 tweets ā€¢ 2 min read
My ADHD (dopamine processing disorder) affects my ability to be happy. Pain sticks with me; loss, anguish, loneliness, longing, those I feel today as strongly as I did when I was hurt. Happiness I canā€™t seem to remember, or retain. I know it has happened, but itā€™s not ā€œwithā€ me. My relationships with animals are so important, because I donā€™t feel my RSD with Bosco. RSD is part of my ADHD that makes me feel like everyone hates me, and they should, because Iā€™m unbearable. Bosco is my best friend because people scare me.