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Exclusively practicing adversarial redistribution of corporate wealth into the hands of working families by exploiting rules the plutocracy wrote for itself.
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May 8, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Look, before we all head up to Count Dracula's castle with torches and wooden stakes, we need to talk about a little thing called "civility." We all know Count Dracula is kidnapping our daughters and using dark magic to feed on their souls. Nobody is disputing that. But this talk of going to his home is unseemly.
Nov 18, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Oh I see, you guys must have planned the hell out of Afghanistan, huh? That feeling when you're kicking in the door of an Iraqi family at 2:00am while screaming contradictory commands in half-learned Arabic. Image
Nov 17, 2021 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
It's amazing what some people will tell themselves to make a half a million dollars a year working in a building built on broken dreams and paralyzed children. 9:30 am

Draft discovery responses calculated to conceal relevant information in a lawsuit involving a defective medical device.
Nov 9, 2021 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
I don't watch sports talk shows so I don't know what's going on here. Why do they all look like regionally-specific meth dealers? Why won't the one guy sit down? Is he going to the beach later? Why is Rodgers wearing a Rise of Skywalker hoodie? What's with the other guy's head? I refuse to turn on the sound but it sure seems like that one guy has a lot to say right before his Uber arrives to take him to LA Fitness.
Oct 9, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Our skepticism of big pharma is typically not about the efficacy of their medicine but the equity of their business practices. Does big pharma downplay safety risks in its products? Absolutely. Is that any different than any other product manufacturer in this county? Not at all. That's the price of their precious deregulation.
Feb 23, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
The Neera Tanden Defense Squad is up to some weird stuff today. If you want to know why somebody would act like that, here is a very grim pinned tweet that helps explains things.
Feb 22, 2021 • 23 tweets • 12 min read
Cleaning out my old Twitter folder and I'm going to make a thread of what I find. I'll start with one of my favorite tweets, a real gem from @UweBollocks. Next we have the guy who started a Nazi micronation in his backyard based on Bitcoin. He managed to get me temporarily banned from this website when I answered his poll by saying I would fill his house with bees.
Feb 20, 2021 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
*Immigrant single mother watching on a frozen street as all her family's possessions burn in an eastside San Antonio apartment complex after getting home from her third shift*

"I guess I didn't do enough phonebanking for Joe, time to take some responsibility." Black Lives Matter in username
Feb 17, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
It needs to be LOUDLY emphasized that this is a lie. Wind and solar power actually overperformed expected winter capacity in Texas. The state was crippled by frozen coal and gas plants, knocking out over 30 gigawatts of power. Sources below.
Feb 16, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I live in Houston. You might think you live a more ethnically diverse city than me. You do not. A lot of Twitter today is cheering on the death of elderly minorities as they freeze in their apartment complexes in the most progressive cities in the nation.
Feb 14, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
This is one of the most amazing tweets I've ever seen. The utter confidence of it. Image
Jan 28, 2021 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
LOL wtf is happening, Dogecoin is exploding. Worth a penny and a half at the moment and skyrocketing. Up 88% in an hour! My theory is that nobody can trade after-hours but they're too amped up and need a fix.
Jan 24, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I just lived through every right-wing journalist on the planet straight up licking the president's balls for four years but now some unknown NYT editor made a cringey post about having chills over the transfer of power so she has to be fired because it made Greenwald testy? What? There are no objective journalists. They are all wrapped up in their own ideology and carefully curated personal baggage, Greenwald more so than most.
Jan 22, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Not happy seeing these liberals trying to act all casual enjoying the Bernie meme. We remember what you did to him. Me and the gang when some MSNBC pundit retweets the Bernie meme.
Jan 18, 2021 • 15 tweets • 4 min read
MLK, Communism, the Highlander Folk School: How red-baiting continues to obscure the most potent elements of MLK’s message. Many of you know the picture above, but fewer know where it was taken. It is the Highlander Folk School, a social justice leadership training school in Tennessee created to provide training and education for emerging left-wing movement leaders, primarily in the South.
Jan 13, 2021 • 8 tweets • 7 min read
I have to break down this entire Dan Crenshaw video because it's completely insane. I can't believe nobody told me about it. And how is it not big news right now? So it starts with Dan giving a speech. But he's interrupted because he's needed for a special mission. The Mission Impossible style briefing tells him: “Far left activists are attempting to gain full and total control of the US government.”

The computer voice says: "Should these senate seats be lost, all will be lost.”

A frame flashes "DANGER" then shows Dem legislators.
Jan 13, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
I know a guy who got fired by a real estate company because he tweeted a lot about video games and his boss thought that was weird. I know a woman who was fired by an IT consulting firm because she was stripper in college. This story about your freak friend isn't compelling. I can guarantee that he is not one of the kindest human beings I'll ever meet.

Jan 12, 2021 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
@jules_su @jules_su Avant garde tree planting
Dec 8, 2020 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Look, I don't want to split hairs but the guy was proposing that right-wing death squads murdering rioters might be a good thing, for political ends. What do you want me to call that? Just give me a word and I'll use it. If it's "liberal," ok, but that seems weird. Like, I'm sensitive to this "everyone you don't like is a nazi" thing, I get it, but when a guy starts musing about how bona-fide nazis "have his blessing" to start mowing down rioters, it's absurd to have a public scolding about using the term nazi as a form of ridiculing that.
Dec 8, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Twitter posting is part of your business. It is not part of mine. I redistribute corporate wealth directly to working families using the courts. You rant while playing video games and build your brand. I'm on Twitter to blow off steam. You're part of the whole dog and pony show. And don't let anybody ever trash you with this logic. Posting is good. The people you meet, the comradery you build, it's meaningful. And a lot of real stuff begins online. It's a better use of your downtime than playing Fruit Ninja or whatever.
Nov 22, 2020 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
This person is a lawyer.