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(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
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Oct 2 4 tweets 1 min read
1/ For your consideration: The Jack Smith filing today shows how much he knows about what Trump and Co. did to overturn the election. That means the feds knows the players big and small. That means the feds are likely watching/monitoring them all in preparation for a repeat. 2/ In the wake of the Oklahoma City Bombing, the feds infiltrated and effectively shut down militia groups across the country. I doubt they've been sitting on their hands since Jan. 6. They have likely prepared over the past four years and know more than we might imagine about...
Sep 1 5 tweets 1 min read
1/ Here’s what’s going to happen: In October, Trump will drop some fabricated nonsense about Harris. Elon Musk and the rest of the right-wing media ecosystem will amplify it, the mainstream press will cover the fight and, absurd as it is, it will present a pre-election problem. 2/ Given Trump’s reach and the full power of the Trump-obsessed online army, this will be a bigger deal than Comey’s Hillary Clinton letter. And it will be total bullsh*t. But as we’ve seen, facts mean nothing to many. If you think Trump’s team isn’t already planning this…
Aug 14 4 tweets 1 min read
1/ Trump's North Carolina rally will be at the smaller of two venues at the Harrah's Cherokee Center in Asheville. The Thomas Wolfe Auditorium has a 2,431-person capacity. That's where Trump will be.

The Arena has 7,200-person capacity.

Now for some fun:ExploreAsheville.com 2/ Here are some upcoming events that will be held in the larger arena. The one that Trump and his "greatest political movement the world has ever known" opted not to use for its "biggest crowds in the history of politics."

Aug. 25: 103.3 Asheville FM's 5th Annual Record Fair."
Aug 13 10 tweets 1 min read
1/ I am in the #TrumpOnX space and will live-tweet what happens for everyone else. Follow along... 2/ First question, Musk asks Trump how he thinks his campaign is going. Trump pauses for several seconds and responds: "Eggplant. Fidoozle." (unclear on spelling of last word)
Aug 8 6 tweets 2 min read
1/ So here’s my liberal conspiracy theory. I like to cook these up occasionally cause Republicans shouldn’t get to have all the fun:

Trump has Vance doing events in all the cities Harris/Walz are barnstorming this week. It makes zero sense, politically or otherwise. 2/ Vance, because he suuuuucks, will invariably draw small crowds and get overrun by the Democratic event. It’s just dumb. And Vance is such a bad retail politician that he'll keep making himself look like a doink, as he did yesterday stalking Harris' jet on the Wisconsin tarmac.
Jun 26 6 tweets 2 min read
1/ Here's a quick thread sharing a small sampling of reader emails I've received in the last 24 hours regarding my column prediction that Trump will either skip Thursday's debate or angrily storm offstage. Seems fair to let their voices be heard: Image 2/
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Feb 10 5 tweets 2 min read
1/ I'm a columnist now. But as someone who rose up through the reporting ranks, I can say with 1,000% certainty that this is objectively a far bigger deal than the DOJ report on Biden. That's not a defense of Biden, it's a basic news judgement decision. The fact that this will... 2/ ...likely receive a tiny fraction of the coverage the Biden report - and his ensuing gaffe during his press conference - received is a searing indictment of our political press. Again, this isn't a partisan statement. What Trump is saying here is astonishing. Every GOP...
Jun 14, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
1/ So Trump's post-arrest Bedminster speech is over, and here's the thing: It was low energy. This stuff is obviously wearing him down. But beyond that, it was a litany of lies and nonsense, most of them so deep in the right-wing fever swamp that they'll be meaningless to... 2/ ...regular voters, and PARTICULARLY meaningless to younger voters, whose numbers are growing each day. This sounded like an old windbag whining about how he has never done anything wrong in his life but always gets blamed. Whomp-whomp, whatever. Cry more, dummy. Nobody cares.
Oct 29, 2022 13 tweets 3 min read
1/ I can't believe, on the day Nancy Pelosi's husband was attacked by a man with a hammer, a man who was looking to attack her, some mope on Fox News who makes a jaw-dropping sum of money for contributing nothing tried to downplay it: "A lot of people get attacked with hammers." 2/ Seriously? I mean I know we've definitely fallen this far, but...have we REALLY fallen this far. Did he sell his soul to a bridge troll in exchange for a dumb smile and a lucrative contract?
Oct 2, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
1/ So just this weekend, Donald Trump - the current front runner for the GOP presidential nomination - said the top Republican in the U.S. Senate has a “DEATH WISH” and launched a racist attack on his wife. Then Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, an elected official… 2/ …and major GOP fundraiser, said, with complete seriousness, that Democrats have started killing Republicans.

That is all insane and dangerous, and the fact that it’s not widely denounced by the Republican Party is disqualifying. You can put the Democratic Party and…
Jun 21, 2022 17 tweets 4 min read
1/ A thread on the Texas GOP platform that has been in the news all weekend.

The big focus has rightly been on this horrendous and hateful bit from the WRITTEN PLATFORM OF THE TEXAS REPUBLICAN PARTY IN THE DAMN YEAR 2022: 2/ There's also been a lot of talk about the part where they say they want Texas to secede, to which I say, "Great, don't let the door hit you on the keister on the way out."

But if you actually read the damn 40-page document, which I tragically did, it all gets even weirder.
May 25, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
Ted Cruz will have NONE of these political stunts by Beto O'Rourke! Image NO POLITICAL STUNTS PLEASE, SAYS NOTED NON-STUNT-DOER TED CRUZ. Image
May 14, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
1/ Thoughts from today's column:

GOP Conference Chair Elise Stefanik of New York said Thursday: “There is a reason why the Republican Party is the party of parents.”

Eight of the 10 states with the worst infant mortality rates, according to the CDC...

usatoday.com/story/opinion/… 2/ ...are led by Republican governors: Mississippi, West Virginia, Arkansas, Alabama, South Dakota, North Carolina, Indiana and Ohio.

According to the Education Data Initiative, eight of the 10 states with the lowest public education spending are led by Republican governors: ...
Apr 19, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
Good lord, wearing a mask is the simplest, most non-cumbersome thing imaginable, and some people are out there acting like they've just been told they no longer have to push a boulder up a hill for the rest of eternity. This country is a mess of selfish gripers. It's so weak. Seriously, people are posting pictures of themselves like it's freakin' D-Day, wholly over-the-moon with not giving a crap about anyone else's comfort or health. This small acknowledgement that we're all in this together and that people have different circumstances in life, ...
Mar 25, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
1/ This Ginni Thomas stuff is tinfoil-hat level bananas. And I have to believe the majority sane people in America are getting sick of this perverse fiction and all these dodo heads whose brains have turned to mush.

But to halt this, we need a collective response of: ENOUGH! 2/ And liberals saying that won’t be enough. I know there are grounded and reasonable people on the right and in the middle who are disgusted by this stuff. They need to speak up. Frankly, they’re the only ones who can help turn the tide. We don’t have to agree on much.
Feb 10, 2022 10 tweets 3 min read
1/ Buckle up, friends, I have news.

Tomorrow will be my last day at the Chicago Tribune, the wonderful newspaper I’ve called home for nearly 20 years. I’ll soon be starting a new job as a columnist at @USAToday. 2/ I’m outlandishly excited about the opportunity and I’ve been occasionally breaking into little happy dances, something I hope no one ever witnesses.

This decision to leave was mine entirely. It was time for a new challenge...
Jan 13, 2022 11 tweets 3 min read
1/ A couple thoughts on the arrest of Oath Keepers leader Stewart Rhodes and other members of his patriot-cosplay theater group. Charges of "seditious conspiracy" combined with details in the indictment eviscerate all specious claims about Jan. 6...

washingtonpost.com/national-secur… 2/ ...not being a real insurrection or being some riot riled up by instigating feds. The Oath Keepers plan was weeks in the making and specifically aimed at a violent overthrow of our government: "We aren't getting through this without a civil war."
Nov 5, 2021 12 tweets 2 min read
1/ What makes me so mad about the Aaron Rodgers stuff - and there are buckets and buckets of things to be mad about - are the things he didn't say. I heard zero mention of the 750,000 American souls who have died from this virus, a number bolstered by people like himself who... 2/ ...who have the gall, thanks to never being told they're wrong, to think they know better than an overwhelming majority of scientists and medical professionals. Not a damn word about anyone who lost a child, or a parent, or a brother or sister.
Oct 14, 2021 13 tweets 7 min read
1/ OK, to anyone who cares about or covers Chicago media, I guess I have something to say about this. And I'm dovetailing a bit off a tweet my esteemed colleague @RayLong sent earlier, which I just retweeted prior to this thread.

Buckle up.

theatlantic.com/magazine/archi… 2/ First off, this story by @TheAtlantic about Alden Capital, the hedge fund that now owns my beloved Chicago Tribune, is deeply reported, scary as hell and well written. I don't mean what I'm saying here to cast aspersions on @mckaycoppins. This was an important story to tell.
Oct 11, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
While writing tomorrow's column about my Reader Fan Mail, I came across this, the single greatest piece of Reader Fan Mail in history. It will be prominently featured in tomorrow's column. (Which is about my Reader Fan Mail.) #Fartmouth Image I want "Once referred to Donald Trump as 'President Fartmouth'" inscribed on my tombstone.

I want someone to create a Wikipedia page of me solely so it can read, "Known for a 2021 column in which he labeled former President Donald Trump 'President Fartmouth.'"
Sep 16, 2021 13 tweets 3 min read
1/ Hello everyone, and welcome to this meeting of the Florida GOP Committee on Health Policy. We're meeting today in this parking lot behind a Hooter's because Dale, our treasurer, died of COVID-19 last night and he had sole access to the accounts, so we couldn't rent out... 2/ ...our usual conference room space in the Best Western. Apologies for any inconvenience and thoughts and prayers to Dale's family members who have not also died of COVID-19.

My name is Tad Horkington, and I'm honored to have been named president of the committee following...