Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
The Goddess was being pampered, by her adoring spouse.
She had been bathed and dried off, with warm towels to spare,
Her feet worshipped and massaged, then lotion applied there 1/
The covers turned down on her comfy bed,
Her satin pillow fluffed, where she lay her beautiful head.
The tree was decorated as most often are,
Ornaments reflecting their love and FLR.
Goddess was in just panties which said "No Mansplaining",
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