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Feb 12 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
No you don’t understand, that song drove my school so crazy that we ended up in the New York Times
I feel like Ultimate Warrior has two of the top three with his second WWF run and his WCW run
Sep 22, 2022 • 29 tweets • 4 min read
Still think Claudio should have full cannons for the 1812 overture theme. #AEWGrandSlam
Crowd sounds mixed well for once. Can feel a little bit of those cheers
Sep 21, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Haven’t tweeted about Elvis in a little while so just pretend this tweet is a profound statement about how Baz portrays Graceland as Heaven on earth, and Las Vegas as the Dantean ideal of Hell, complete with an operatic score and a Virgil-like figure to lead you through the story
It’s absolutely his best film since Moulin Rouge.
Sep 21, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
“Every person that I’ve worked with from my lawyer to my publicist to my wife told me not to post a response” is definitely a way to start your response.
I literally stopped reading after that opening because it’s just too perfect.