I want a samurai sword v bad—also a headline contributor at @ClickHole & @Reductress, published by @tnyshouts, @McSweeneys, & more
Oct 4, 2018 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Having to look at Rudy Giuliani for 9 whole innings in a pressure-filled Wild Card game is a fucking crime against humanity. #Yankees
My biggest hope is no longer a Yankee win. It's that the game doesn't go into extra innings so we don't have to look at his face for even longer.