Things that are embarrassing for no reason, a thread:

• Walking towards someone you’re meeting up with
• Exiting from the middle of a row
• Someone holding the door open for you when you’re too far away
• Putting your change back in your wallet • When you trip over and turn it into a jog
• Someone walking in on you singing so you change to a silly voice
• Walking back after you've bowled
• Leaving a store without buying anything
• Trying to find a spare seat anywhere
• Walking the wrong way & having to turn back

No one asked, but here’s a list of the BEST words in the world that have no English equivalent: Shemomedjamo (Georgian): When you’re really full, but you just can’t stop eating. Literally, it means “I accidentally ate the whole thing."

L'esprit de l'escalier (French) & Treppenwitz (German): When you think of the perfect comeback but it’s already too late (me, all the time)

CONTENT WARNING: Sexual Assault In case you missed it: A Minnesota court just ruled that if a sexual assault victim got drunk voluntarily at the time of their assault, it won’t fit the designation for a rape charge.

Read that again.

NZ approves paid leave after miscarriage, and are among the first in the world to do so. Content warning: this thread discusses miscarriages and stillbirths. If you don’t have the capacity to read on, please don’t. We love you xx

so you all know barilla pasta right? well they have a Spotify account