1. THE IJAWS AND THE CONSTANT THREAT TO BLOW UP OIL PIPELINES

A couple of years ago in Germany, I bought a used Ford Transit van to bring stuffs to Nigeria. As is the law, a got an export plate number for the vehicle, so I can drive to carry all the stuffs I need to carry.

2. I parked the van somewhere down the street where I live, and didn't move it for about 3 days so I didn't go near it. On the fourth day as early as 6:00 AM when I was preparing to leave home, my door bell rang, and I asked who was there, the person answered Polizei (Police).

1. VIO; A GOVERNMENT AGENCY DISOBEYING AN APPEAL COURT JUDGMENT

VIO was set up to:
●Inspection of Vehicles, and issuance of road worthiness certificates, so the Vehicles can drive on Nigerian roads.

@● Registration of vehicles upon certification of roadworthiness.2





2.● Work with driving schools for training, examination, and issuance of drivers licences to prospective drivers that meet the criteria.

Of all the duties of VIO set up by the Act establishing it, none is supposed to be done on the road except examining a prospective driver.

1. 🔴Canoeing Olympics Qualifiers

🔴NO COUNTRY DESERVES TO BE EMBARRASSED LIKE THIS

Yesterday, my family and I went for an event at the Jabi Lake, FCT, only to find out Nigeria was hosting the International Canoeing Federation (ICF) Africa Olympics Qualifiers right there.👇 2. There were participants from other African Countries like South Africa, Senegal, Ghana, Angola, Tunisia, Morocco, Mozambique and others. It was supposed to be an event that would have been well ORGANISED and ADVERTISED, so the residents of the FCT and indeed Nigerians can come

1/ Yesterday, I got booked for a traffic offence by @FRSCNigeria. According to them I beat the traffic light by a few seconds. I am a very firm believer of obeying rules, and won't beat traffic light or not use my seat belt, or even throw tom tom wrap of my window. I didn't argue

2/ rather felt happy and even told the officers that this should be done all over the FCT.

I was asked to pay 2k at the bank and come back for my licence at their office at Zone 7, while they took my licence. I drove straight to @gtbank on Ademola Adetokumbo Crescent, after

1/The OBIdiends movement has become a PLAGUE in our National life that all good people of conscience must pray to overcome. They have been jumping from one propaganda against Bola Tinubu @officialABAT and @OfficialAPCNg to another. The latest now is that Tinubu has citizenship of 2/ Guinea, and any reasonable person should ask, to do what exactly. Even their 'Renowned Investigative Journalist' David Hundeyin as usual is part of this idiocy.

Tinubu is a political HEAVYWEIGHT not just in Nigeria but across Africa.

In 2015, then President of Guinea, Alpha

1. During d @OfficialAPCNg Presidential Primaries, DSP @OvieOmoAgege ordered d Delta delegates, which he personally handpicked to vote SP, Ahmad Lawan. And after Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @officialABAT won d ticket, he was given money to organise for d Tinubu/Shettima Campaign in d 2. state. But Agege didn't do anything. He instead entered into agreement with LP's Peter Obi, so he can support him for d Presidential elections while d Obidient movement in d state would support him for d governorship. So rather than print posters and banners with Tinubu's pics

1.Before they start misleading u that Peter Obi did something that no one has done in our political history, let me educate u.

In 2009, feeling betrayed by his Party, ANPP, then General Buhari, formed CPC from d scratch with nothing. INEC approved d registration on 28 Dec. 09. 2. With that Party GMB contested elections in February 2011. He won 12 states, got d threshold of 25% in 17 states, and got 12,214,853 votes, that is 31.97% of total votes cast. No opposition has performed that well in any election in our history except in 2015, when same Buhari

1. In my early yrs in Germany, precisely on 10/09/03, I don't forget d date because it was my birthday, I got back home from work, opened my letter box, saw 2 letters, one was from d City Council (Stadtvewaltung). I opened and saw d council was informing me that there would be 2. some sort of minor construction works, which will last for about 9 days on my street in March 2004. The letter said during this time residents won't be able to drive through d street or park their cars. They listed nearby streets where I can park. That they're sorry for d

1. In d process of seeking asylum in another Country, your fingerprints are taken. So in d 80's d German Federal Office for Migration and Refugees (Bundesamt für Fremdenwesen und Asyl), were opening files for individuals. Your fingerprints are taken in a piece of paper and put in 2. in a file. As an Asylum seeker, u are entitled to accommodation, health insurance, clothing and monthly allowance. Depending of d city, some even give food.

So d first set of Nigerians that started trooping to d Country in d 80's quickly saw this as business. They started

1. ASUU is a very crooked organisation. What Nigerian students don't know is that d reason ASUU is insisting on being paid with UTAS is because, if a lecturer has a full time job in a University and 3 other part-time in other universities, d UTAS platform will pay such a lecturer 2. 4 full salaries by d end of d month. But with IPPIS, nobody's name can appear twice same month. Once u are paid u are paid, so it is those universities where u do part-time that will pay u whats due to u. Also, with UTAS, a lecturer that has attained retirement can continue to

1. MY BUHARI TRAIN EXPERIENCE 2

For the second time i used the Itakpe-Ujevwu train and back last week, and unlike my first time i will today talk about my experience and how I think the ministry of Transport and the NRC can improve the system for the use of Nigerians. 2. I left Abuja for Itakpe just like the first time with the intention of taking the 8:00 AM but I missed it, but was told I have to wait for the afternoon train at 2:45 PM. A long wait you must agree. I demanded to buy my ticket but was told I have to wait. The lady laid down

1. As at 1980, d Nigerian Naira exchanged for 80 kobo to $1. But today d $ is over N500,and Nigerians are shouting. Our economists are busy telling gullible Nigerians how we got here and how we can get out. In doing all these they always leave d very reasons we got here. They 2. refuse to tell their followers that 'U Can't Eat Your Cake and Have it Back.' They refused to tell their followers that d problem of Nigeria was caused by ALL NIGERIANS and can only be fixed by ALL NIGERIANS.

So let me give u some reasons how we got here. In d 80's, we had

1. When we told them that d noise about @Laurestar nomination as @inecnigeria Federal Commissioner was sponsored some people thought we were just talking. It was a coup plotted from Delta State by d DSP @OvieOmoAgege because he feels a Lauretta Onochie cannot be controlled and 2. so will be a clog in his ambition to be gov of Delta in 2023. The same Lawan led Senate has not only confirmed Rhoda Gumus from Bayelsa, an @OfficialAPCNg member with registration number BAY/YEN/08/58315, and no.27 in her ward register, they also lied that they did not receive

1- I was in primary school when the Volkswagen Beatle, Tortoise Car, as Nigerians call it then was sold for less than 3k. Govt was giving it to nurses then to pay for at higher purchase. Then $1 was less than N1. Yet not many people could afford it. There were other cars too 2- like Peugeot 404 and 504. Both cars were like 4k, 5k at those times. 504 SR came and was selling much later when I was in secondary school for about 8k. Again how many of our parents then were able to afford them? We wore Bata that were produced in Nigeria So I wonder at those

1. My city of Ludwigshafen am Rhein in Germany, is separated from the city of Mannheim by just the River Rhein. Both cities has a lot concentration of Nigerians with Igbo's leading. We know each other, do business together. Part of what I do was supply vehicles for importation 2. So I deal with a lot of them including Igbo's that come from Nigeria for business. There is Igbo Cultural Organisation (ICO) Mannheim/Lu. When @MaziNnamdiKanu and IPOB started, they were in full support. They contributed money to support IPOB, including those asylum seekers

1. A couple of years ago, we lost a family friend. A young lady who died leaving a husband and a little boy. A day to the burial my wife and i went to their house, to help with preparation activities for the burial the next day. They brought drums to cool drinks, so myself and 2. another young man, helped in arranging the soft drinks and water inside those drums for cooling. This was at the period the Abuja heat was at the highest. Next day we went for the burial at the cemetery. The ceremony was very brief, but not knowing the family decided that the

1.John Swinton, former Chief of Staff of the most powerful and prestigious Newspapers on Earth, The New York Times, when asked to give a toast to the "Free Press" at the New York Press Club stated:

"There is no such thing, at this date of the World’s history, in America, as an 2. independent Press.

You know it and I know it.

There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print.

I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the Paper I am connected with.

1. In Nigeria, everybody shout bad governance but nobody is ready to do the right thing. People without content are put in various positions of authority and everything suffers. I took these pics at Wuse market, Abuja today. Just like every market in the FCT, it takes you 2. like forever to drive into Wuse market. And it will take u forever to get a parking space. In most cases, just like what happened to me today, I couldn't find so I drove out after paying to go pay and park at a private park opposite. The money is not the issue but the lack of

1. If u want to register a company with CAC in Nigeria, what is required from your board of Directors are
1. A valid ID card (International Passport, Drivers licence, voters card).
2. A passport photograph
3. A form fully filled with your data's and signed.

This was what was 2. done when @Omojuwa registered Alpha Reach. Our madam @obyezeks has said she is not a director of the company, so that means Omojuwa and his company forged Madam Ezekwesili's ID card, thereby forging her signature too. Filled the form in her name and signed it, then got her

1. Dear Marlians,
Naira Marley was born in Agege, Lagos state but at the tender age of 11,he relocated to Peckham, South London, England.

Marlians read again! He relocated to Peckham, SOUTH LONDON, ENGLAND at the age of 11. Meanwhile, you haven't travelled out of your state 2. all your life. Marlians!😆
He studied at Porlock Hall before attending Walworth School, where he obtained his General Certificate of Secondary Education. All these happened while he was in London, not Nigeria. Marlians!

Naira Marley graduated with distinction in Business from

1. Sunday Igboho said d Hausa man named d Lagos Airport after Murtala. He said they can never name anything after a Yoruba or Igbo in d north. He threatened to go remove d name. Those at d event didn't tell him that it was a Yoruba head of state, then Gen Obasanjo that named the 2. Airport Murtala Mohammed Airport. They didn't tell him a Fulani man named d National Stadium Abuja after MKO Abiola a Yoruba man, and that the Abuja Airport is Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport. They didn't remind him that d @PoliceNG headquarter building is Louis Edet