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Sep 25, 2018 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
DiGiorno's has always had insane commercials, but they have a new ad campaign promoting their new black "pizza tray" that's so goddamn deranged I'm here on Twitter talking about it. So I guess this is a thread about pizza commercials. 1/14
In the special tray ads, they ridicule of the concept of pizza delivery because it has too many steps. "Those pizza restaurants have to make it! And put it in a BOX!? A-and put the box in a BAG!? And then, and then DRIVE IT TO YOU!? IN TRAFFIC! It's madness!!!"