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Mark Serrels
@Serrels
This is where I come to cry. Editorial Director @ CNET. My food takes are good. DMs are open. Email me: mserrels@redventures.com.
Mar 4, 2019 • 18 tweets • 2 min read
Today my son asked me to tell him a bedtime story about Mario and I'm telling you. On the spot I created the best goddamn Mario story ever told. Mario came downstairs. Usually Peach gets up early and makes Mario porridge for breakfast (look Mario's a problematic sexist, we know this) but today -- no porridge. No Peach either.