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CHOICE Editorial Director. Daddy blogger. My food takes are good. I'm on Blue Sky now: https://t.co/hRLcXy5XCa
Mar 4, 2019 18 tweets 2 min read
Today my son asked me to tell him a bedtime story about Mario and I'm telling you. On the spot I created the best goddamn Mario story ever told. Mario came downstairs. Usually Peach gets up early and makes Mario porridge for breakfast (look Mario's a problematic sexist, we know this) but today -- no porridge. No Peach either.