@SilvermanJacob's Threads
Where's your go bag? A second passport at minimum. Ships and buses. Cash. Aim for the triple frontier. That's your appointment in Samarra.
You could find a little farm in Argentina. Maybe grow prickly pears in Chaco. Don't know about this climate thing though. Might have to keep moving.
Don't know why you'd keep a pet, but only cats or a dog over 40 lbs. Call it Buster.
If you haven't locked a Filipino cook in a shipping crate in a FOB in Anbar for no other reason than boredom, then you really shouldn't criticize our nation's foreign policy.
If you haven't eaten sushi off of nude human mannequins with George Nader and his buddy Zamel, do you really know anything?
I guess if you haven't won a no bid contract to staple kelvar onto humvees because your dad golfs with a Cheney, you might still have something to say.
Look if you haven't personally hooded a detainee in Diego Garcia or stood amidst the hangars of Al Udeid Air Base, then you don't know shit about war. Come back and give me your Soleimani take after you've designated an Afghan village as a free fire zone, you cuck coward
If you haven't done rails at Yousef Otaiba's DC manse while Ehud Barak talks about commercializing facial recognition testing in the occupied territories, then you don't know anything about geopolitics, you fool you idiot
Have you stood on a yacht with MBS and MBZ as they decide which of their retinue to serve for dinner? Have you WhatsApp'd with Sisi? Do you you even know any Israeli stress positions? Then just stop.
