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Nov 19, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
the ppl give the govt an inch + the govt takes a fucking mile. they’ll never stop. they’ll never say you’re fully vaxxed until you get the next booster, and then the next one, etc. that’s where all this is heading. the govt doesn’t ever want to relinquish control over your life the govt has never had your best interests in mind. their first thought is “how do we stay in power?” everything else is a means to that end. WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!
Nov 9, 2021 • 14 tweets • 18 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Nov. 8]:
1) @WajahatAli
2) @tonyposnanski
3) @jemelehill
4) @nbcchicago
5) @jonathanchait
6) @santamonicacity
7) @amy_siskind
8) @NYTimesWordplay
9) @JRubinBlogger
10) @EmeraldRobinson note: all entries not previously ranked from the previous List unless otherwise noted.

full List stream here:
Sep 17, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
ha, i was blocked by Laura Loomer for dunking on her and pointing out how big of a bigot she is, but go off. i got receipts
Sep 10, 2021 • 12 tweets • 17 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Sept. 7]:
1) @michaelbd
2) @RichardHanania
3) @stellaparton
4) @JoyceWhiteVance
5) @RollingStone
6) @naveedajamali
7) @lilyallen
8) @JoshDenny
9) @Amy_Siskind
10) @Imani_Barbarin note: all entries not previously ranked from the previous List unless otherwise noted.

to read the List explainer for this week, go here: sirajhashmi.locals.com/post/1052632/t…
Sep 10, 2021 • 4 tweets • 5 min read
here it is: the worst of the worst from August 2021 in the latest List Awards.

Most cringe: @AdamKinzinger
Worst simp: @tommyxtopher
Worst tweet + List MVP: @BMakuch

sirajhashmi.substack.com/p/the-list-awa… @AdamKinzinger @tommyxtopher @BMakuch congrats to @AdamKinzinger on having the most cringe tweet of the month with this:
Aug 3, 2021 • 14 tweets • 14 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Aug. 2]:
1) @FloraEGill
2) @MaxBoot
3) @washingtonian
4) @SpeakerPelosi
5) @TalbertSwan
6) @CNN
7) @RepMaxineWaters
8) @matthewjdowd
9) @mattyglesias
10) @peta note: all entries not previously ranked from the previous List unless otherwise noted.

to read the List explainer for this week, go here [and also get some of my raw, unfiltered thoughts you won't find anywhere else on the internet]: sirajhashmi.locals.com/post/917102/th…
Jun 3, 2021 • 13 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [June 1]:
1) @mtgreenee
2) @VP
3) @apoorva_nyc
4) @BW
5) @GeoRebekah
6) @AdamKinzinger
7) @Judson4Congress
8) @JRubinBlogger
9) @newrepublic
10) @gabrielmalor note: all entries not previously ranked from the previous List unless otherwise noted.

to read a preview of the explainer for the List this week, go here [the List is now on Substack]: sirajhashmi.substack.com/p/the-list-jun…
Mar 17, 2021 • 14 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [March 15]:
1) @lavern_spicer
2) @Emdrums
3) @chinaorgcn
4) @JRubinBlogger
5) @dancohen3000
6) @IWMF
7) @seanmdav
8) @michaelmaiello
9) @edroso
10) @Amy_Siskind note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read a preview of the explainer for the List this week, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-mar…
Feb 7, 2021 • 14 tweets • 8 min read
The All-Decade List of ppl who need their phone taken [2011-2020]:
1) @repweiner
2) @WHO
3) @R_Mendenhall
4) @TheRickWilson
5) @JoyceCarolOates
6) @IlhanMN
7) @David_Leavitt
8) @benshapiro
9) @kurteichenwald
10) @JustineSacco to read a preview of the explainer for the All-Decade List, go here: patreon.com/posts/all-deca…
Feb 7, 2021 • 13 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Feb. 5]:
1) @BeschlossDC
2) @theangiestanton
3) @Cleavon_MD
4) @JLPtalk
5) @scrowder
6) @umairh
7) @mchooyah
8) @sfc_opinions
9) @cenkuygur
10) @JoyVBehar note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read a preview of the explainer for the List this week, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-feb…
Jan 25, 2021 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
There’s annoying and then there’s @ZaleskiLuke of Conde Nast, who tweets the exact same thing at everyone.

Here are just two examples where he has replied with the same text over and over. There are other replies that he uses incessantly as well. We are witnessing the largest under-reaction to a Listing of a bluecheck in the history of humankind and it’s because the bluechecks are experts at one thing: Denying they’re the worst and convincing people they’re actually good.
Jan 23, 2021 • 12 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Jan. 22]:
1) @CoriBush
2) @RepMTG/@mtgreenee ⬆️3
3) @AlecBaldwin
4) @jimmykimmel
5) @Tim_Matheson
6) @HillaryClinton
7) @mdornic
8) @StephenKing
9) @voxdotcom
10) @chelseahandler note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read the explainer for the List this week, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-jan…
Jan 10, 2021 • 14 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Jan. 8]:
1) @ChineseEmbinUS
2) @arthur_affect
3) @LiuNewYork
4) @willchamberlain
5) @LiYuan6
6) @ericmetaxas
7) @HawleyMO
8) @AriFleischer
9) @willripleyCNN
10) @KellyScarletta note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read the explainer for the List this week, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-jan…
Dec 27, 2020 • 14 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Dec. 26]:
1) @PasteMagazine
2) @kimKBaltimore
3) @WendyRogersAZ
4) @JulieWolfe
5) @washingtonpost
6) @Slate
7) @RachelBitecofer
8) @neiltyson
9) @politico
10) @wolfblitzer note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read the explainer for the List this week, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-dec…
Dec 12, 2020 • 14 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Dec. 11]:
1) @TIME
2) @SpeakerPelosi
3) @kurteichenwald
4) @ZackBornstein
5) @Amy_Siskind
6) @AZGOP
7) @ElijahSchaffer
8) @Dictionarycom
9) @BeschlossDC
10) @CTULocal1 note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read the explainer for the List this week, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-dec…
Oct 7, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
maybe you should address the allegations made in the thread, Katie, since that was the reason why you were the subject of an ethics investigation and had to resign from Congress 10 months into your first term. In October 2019, Hill admitted to having an “inappropriate” relationship with one of her campaign staffers. foxnews.com/politics/house…
Oct 6, 2020 • 12 tweets • 8 min read
The List of just bad @JRubinBlogger tweets [Oct. 6]:
1) @JRubinBlogger
2) @JRubinBlogger
3) @JRubinBlogger
4) @JRubinBlogger
5) @JRubinBlogger
6) @JRubinBlogger
7) @JRubinBlogger
8) @JRubinBlogger
9) @JRubinBlogger
10) @JRubinBlogger *note: every single tweet is just a top ten of
@JRubinBlogger's worst tweets since Trump announced he tested positive for COVID-19.

to read the explainer, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-jen…
Oct 6, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
if Trump was trying to lose, what would he be doing differently? this thread from Trump doesn’t instill a whole lot of confidence that he’s doing everything he can to help the American people. sure, reject Pelosi’s deal if you think it’s frivolous govt spending, but halting negotiations altogether until after the election? losing strategy
Oct 3, 2020 • 16 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Oct. 2]:
1) @ZaraRahim
2) @Rob_Hoffman
3) @dickc
4) @fart
5) @JRubinBlogger
6) @DeAnna4Congress
7) @latimes
8) @JacobHeilbrunn
9) @drdavidsamadi
10) @gnuseibeh note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read the explainer for the List this week, go here: patreon.com/posts/list-oct…
Oct 3, 2020 • 12 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [ACB special]:
1) @DrIbram ⬆️7
2) @ruthbenghiat
3) @johnbrougher
4) @fred_guttenberg
5) @vanessagrigor
6) @chgrimaldi
7) @DavidHMandel
8) @onesarahjones
9) @tiffani
10) @AyannaPressley note: all entries not previously ranked from the week before unless otherwise noted.

to read the explainer for the special ACB List, go here: patreon.com/posts/special-…
Sep 12, 2020 • 13 tweets • 8 min read
The List of ppl who need their phone taken [Sept 11 ed.]:
1) @paulkrugman
2) @chipfranklin
3) @gtconway3d
4) @RonSteslow
5) @CoriBush
6) @NAACP
7) @kashanacauley
8) @aliamjadrizvi
9) @conservmillen
10) @Joe_Gerth will have an explainer fully written tomorrow, but in the meantime, you can check out the List + all honorable mentions for bad 9/11 takes only here: patreon.com/posts/list-spe…