The vibeshift is coming dogtards So many emotional responses by DOGTARDS. This sign goes up because one DOGTARD that can’t bear to leave their HECKIN fluffer at home for an hour brings their dog to the soccer fields, prompting more DOGTARDS to bring their dog to the soccer fields, and since every DOGTARD thinks their dog is special and that the rules don’t apply to their DOGGO they inevitably start letting them off the leash. This escalates until someone’s FURBABY injures a child and the organization gets sued and is forced to BAN ALL DOGS.

DOGTARDS think the problem is the dog that injured the child and as long as that didn’t happen everything would have been fine. Rational people know that a dog injuring a child was inevitable because DOGTARDS can’t help themselves and will always bend the rules for their dog.

Cyclists crash like this because they’re essentially experiencing a dreamlike “high” while they’re riding. They can’t separate the act of exercising from traveling which have completely different levels of alertness. You can not allow someone who’s “exercising” on the road.

https://twitter.com/grxit/status/1946287662530252805

Most common retort is “uhh I just think he wasn’t paying attention” yeah because he’s doing cardio for like 40 minutes and he’s so loaded on endorphins he’s in a trance and doesn’t even bother to look where he’s going because he’s high. That’s what I said.

Men aren’t allowed to look like they’re trying to get pussy or they lose the respect of other men. Dancing is unfortunately simultaneously a very effective way to get pussy and like the number one signal that you are trying hard to get pussy.

https://twitter.com/allie__voss/status/1945124634342408650

And dancing because “you just love to dance” is like the number one way to signal that you’re gay. So there’s really no way to do it without getting sneered at by the other guys.

This series of comics are simultaneously the funniest images ever put online and massive category 9 infohazards for any man who takes them seriously for one second. They’re 100% accurate, that’s the problem. That’s why they’re an info hazard.

https://twitter.com/tarljinx/status/1941957025555939543

The driving factor behind this is simply 12 hour co-ed shiftwork in a high intensity environment. A nurse is exposed to attractive people of the opposite sex (EMTs, doctors, firefighters, cops) who are also on a 12 hour shift which creates a strong work/life imbalance.

https://twitter.com/apxmindset/status/1916471345631662112

With 12 hour shifts you end up sleeping the entire time you’re off the clock; so work becomes your social life. The guy or gal you see for 12 hours a day at the hospital becomes more real than your significant other, who you only see for a few hours a day when you’re not asleep.

A lot of people like to use the term “aging like fine wine” when referring to a gracefully maturing woman but wine is only good for like 7 years max at perfect storage conditions so if her “bottle date” is at 18 years old that means she still hits the wall at 25. In half the states in the union the bottle date is 16 so those girls hit the wall even faster even if they’re “aging like fine wine.”

This movie is great because people see what they want to see in it. For neurotic people they see Vince as a “manbaby” even though he was somehow perfectly capable taking care of himself before the relationship. Non-neurotic people see Aniston as a nagging hostile bitch.

https://twitter.com/slumrna_dog/status/1693670894357578002

Since I’m a fully realized and self reflective person I’m able to see that the entire issue of this relationship was that neither of them took any care in how they spoke to each other because they didn’t need to because the only thing they had to cooperate on was the dishes.

It’s saddening to see men and women, e-boys and girls, at each others throats over body count discourse. The truth is that having youthful sex out of wedlock is probably the most historically normal thing ever… followed by a quick elopement due to a pregnancy. My fathers mother, my mother, and who knows how many women before them got married at 20 (17 in my grandmothers case) because they got knocked up by their first “body” and the idea of abortion was such a universal evil it was never considered.

Tradia is nice and she genuinely means “why don’t you just hit up your friends during an emotional crisis?” It really should be so simple but men’s social dynamics are so static that it requires a huge amount of effort to change that inertia. Vulnerability that’s so hard to show.

https://twitter.com/amalieskram/status/1691868949489623323

Think that most men have never cried in front of our friends even once. We have entire relationships based around posturing and NOT showing weakness to each other. We like each other more the less weakness we show and when things are going well for us it’s fine that way.

Everyone thought this movie was about class consciousness or exploitation of the working class when it was real about how poor people are shitty and completely responsible for their own misfortune. People sowing: “We’re all finally employed! What should we do now? Get drunk and make a mess at our employers house!”

People reaping: What the fuck?? This sucks!!

I know we’re tired of this but one more thing I wanted to point out was a defining similarity with incels/femcels is an overwhelming urge to have complete control over their others’ thoughts and feelings. It all obviously stems from a deep and pathological level of insecurity.

https://twitter.com/curiousbunnie12/status/1664689183431053324

It manifests differently but it’s ultimately the same thing. Male incels want the pure young sinless virgin so that they can’t be compared to any other man (I don’t want to compete!) femcels want you to close your eyes around other women (I don’t want to compete!)

We should do a reality show called e-girl island where we get about 20 of them to live in a big “real world” house and take part in elimination challenges, except the elimination challenges are things like “drive to the grocery store and prepare a meal,” “fold laundry,” Etc.

https://twitter.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1664074778045734913

One of the challenges will be “go to a local downtown area and bring home a man” and then once back at the e girl house the men will have to take part in competitions to see which girl brought home the most high value man. That man will be invited to live a the house.

I see this a lot when I pull out one of my hot takes “nobody is born gay, but nobody is born straight either.” Your average gay is threatened by this but so are most straight people, it’s like they can’t handle the thought that they could be “twisted” into a different shape.

https://twitter.com/extradeadjcb/status/1654316891366670339

I do think we’re born with a “straight” trajectory because that’s just how the species propagates itself but I also think sexuality is a learned behavior. I think liberals and conservatives alike take solace in saying gays were “born this way.” It absolves everyone.