Random chengjiu/jiucheng thought but what if shen jiu became chenqing... like when the weapon was created and formed a 'spirit' the spirit was shen jiu ( sv or pidw idk) and that's why it worked so well for wwx's resentment fueled cultivation...then for years he was taken care of by jc, kept in meticulous condition.... chenqing, formerly shen qingqiu, was privy to all of jc's rambling / musings etc.
Chenqing knew everything... things that jc would say when he had too much wine and admitted things to what he thought was just an inanimate object that was

Liujiu au where before their fateful fight at cqm's tournament, lqg did the thing lqg does and went on a night hunt but just charged at whatever he was hunting without considering his surroundings so he got sex pollened but bcuz he's lqg he doesn't recognise that this happened to questions, he would give the sob story about how the OPM's fall hadn't killed him immediately, but he had hit his head and thought that lbh was sxy, who lbh learned was apparently his mother! That *he* was the baby between tlj and sxy and the OPM knew and pulled him in with him

Canon divergence au for distraught yqy who does not let sj get a word out after they ran away from wyz's whole scene and who just clings tightly to sj and cries about how he thought xiao jiu was dead and just keeps weeping and shaking and holding on to sj the stone and chucked it away, he had to ban tlj from contacting him at night and decided to give him specific hours instead.
Of course he could just save himself the trouble and not wear the stone. The problem was... it was damn useful. He and yqy had their own duties but it was

Jiuyuan AU

SY still replaces SJ but this time he's not alone! (the system doesn't count)

No bcuz u see... SJ is hanging around as a ghost and seeing everything sy is doing...and before the ooc lock was off sj had a habit of popping up behind him and complaining For instance this time it was the way he was wearing his hair and taking care of his skin etc etc. All about his appearance.

"Do you always have to be so creepy?" Sy says, holding his heart. If this wasn't originally sj's body he'd be more self conscious than he already was with

So chengzhui kinda crack idea where it's been some years post canon and of course the youth are all grown up and representing their sects officially now so they're often sent on diplomatic visits to other sects for whatever reasons and Lan Sizhui happy for you A-Yuan. I am sure if you try they will come to see how great you are. But why do you think everyone will object? Will the Lan sect disapprove of them?"
"No. The Lan *sect* would probably overjoyed for the connection given the state of things these days."
Hearing his

young hotshot ceo luo binghe who wants to expand his corporation buildings and who bought out the properties around the expansion site vs middle aged shen jiu who refuses to sell bcuz this is *his* house he bought with his very hard earned money and he isn't moving for anyone! especially not some rich entitled businessman!

they can build around his house for all he cares but they certainly will not be getting his property!

also they have to compensate him for the loud construction noise in a 'residential' area

#renxian au wwx x lqr haha prob pre anything idk where this is going
(Canon blend but follows cql end with wwx going his own way on Lil Apple)

"Senior Wei!"

The cries of the juniors echoed in the clearing.

Wei Wuxian had pushed Lan Sizhui out of the way of the yao's attack

https://twitter.com/SlytherinZidian/status/1594192815688409088

and had fallen into the demonic cultivator's array.

Jiang Cheng had managed to subdue the demonic cultivator and tied him up for questioning while Wen Ning managed to kill the yao that the Lan juniors had been tracking.

By chance both groups had converged.

thinking about an au i def don't have the capacity to write.. aka bodyswapping scooby doo movie style where idk some demonic cultivators or something are trying some crap and a few of the peak lords are sent to investigate, qqq, mqf, sj, lqg, sqh and maybe yqy which would be 🙃 maybe this is how sj finds out about yqy being bound to xuan su and maybe the others will find out about sj's poor health/ scarred meridians etc, sqh will prob be outed as more strong than they think but also since they keep being body switched while trying to figure out how to

Speaking of scumplane, au where when airplane realises sqq is cucumber bro now and not sj, he feels even more guilty at sj's fate and so he ghost marries him to save his soul since he (and sy he supposes) is the only one who knows that sj is dead and gone yqy would totally do it if he knew sj was gone but he does not know, not for sure, and sqh does *not* want to be the one to break that news to the sect leader

plus he didn't think he could even if he wanted to given the stupid system

Nyy who becomes the real antagonist in binghe's life after sy transmigrated and all shizun's care and love went to him instead

nyy: don't worry shizun i know how to get your attention back *pushes lbh, who she was stalking when the demons invaded the IAC, into the abyss* nyy: there that takes care of that brat! now shizun will smile only at me again

sy: *mopes around like a mourning widow instead*

nyy:

I just want older JL who has come into his own as a SL etc. and has totally gotten over the phase of teenaged embarrassment/ need to look cool and like a 'big boy' in front of jiujiu, being totally clingy and sticky with jc in private bcuz he wants to be pampered by jiujiu now He isn't worried anymore about looking childish in front of jiujiu bcuz he's established now and he knows he isn't after a decade of dealing with his sect (and the elders ugh) so he's just comfortable going to jc to whine and to get affection bcuz now he doesn't let jc's grumpy

um well... that's a ship i never thought of 👀 jyl is into shufu...
Yanren? Qili?

Maybe since Jfm doesn't realise that breaking a woman's betrothal actually lowers her chance of making a good match, lqr offers a courtship bcuz he *does* know this and is sorry for poor jyl

https://twitter.com/promptmetender/status/1620405874186670080

who, like in cql verse, actually did go to the CR for lessons and who lqr thinks is a lovely young lady who would fit in well with the Lan clan in his opinion (and she def deserves better than to be scorned bcuz of a broken betrothal to a *Jin* anyway...plus jgs is terrible

WQ, at the birthday party: Jingyi, *I* am your mother!

WX, in the corner: Oh I need my gf to witness this...wth why can't I video call anyone? *tries WC* failed, *tries wzl* also failed

Meanwhile, everyone else:

https://twitter.com/promptmetender/status/1619680915017572353

Jingyi started getting swamped with people crowding around him to try and see if they could see any resemblance between him and Wen Qing.

The cake lay uncut.. the fried chicken got cold and soggy.

Jingyi was not happy

Hmm Qijiu au where sj just wants coal bcuz he needs it to burn to cook with and to heat his humble home, he would love gold but that would make him a target for thieves so he goes to tell the ancient one in the forest bad jokes to get his coal.. but it's yqy

https://twitter.com/StarChazion/status/1619649891592208384

so everything sj says makes him laugh and he keeps plying sj with bags of gold. Sj is getting increasingly frustrated bcuz if he goes back home with all of this gold on him he was sure to be killed for it but everything he says in his dry cutting way makes this being laugh

Chengsu + nieyao au where jgy goes to qin su and tells her what her mother said instead of hiding it... they're both upset of course and worried about their baby but as luck would have it, sect leader jiang was visiting that day and was petitioning to have a-ling at lotus pier for a part of the year at least and of course jgs was being sleazy about it and milking ymj for many concessions etc yet not giving him a definitive answer and they come up with a plan

jgy goes to jc and asks to speak to him in private about a-ling & a matter of great importance

Chenghua/Chengplane au where sqh was reporting to mbj on one of the days when lbh just came out of the abyss and was still learning about the extent of xin mo's powers etc.
They decided to use him as a test subject and just yeeted sqh through a portal..he lands up in Lotus Pier They couldn't figure out where he went..lbh didn't know the sword had dimension powers he didn't even know there were other dimensions he just thought sqh landed up in some other part of the country... except he miscalculated bcuz he should have fed sqh his blood so he could

chengjiu au where when sj dies from the fever/deviation in sv he is reborn into a cat in mdzs... his first few months was spent with his cat mom but they got separated since they were spiritual cats and they'd end up with cultivators etc. but he didn't want to be sold so he ran away and found refuge in a brothel.. he was very cute so even though he was another mouth to feed the madam allowed the ladies to keep him

Until one day some of the older/less popular ladies were all hired out by someone & when they came back they were all terrified of something

Mingxian AU where wwx was doing his normal thing of bothering lwj in the CR but his last escapade with nhs where they got caught had lqr sending a letter to nmj who decides screw it he's going to show up himself to talk to nhs..

wwx meeting nmj in person and just going oh 😳 like lwj is cool and all and he liked bothering him but nmj.. nmj was something

nmj indulged his didi's friend and sparred with him and wwx gets pinned down very easily and *swoons*

Wwx is accustomed to seeing JC in the light of 'young duckling that follows shixiong's lead' and even when he came back after 13 years he still has the perception of JC as he was back then plus the fact that JC reverts to his 😠🥺😤 persona around wwx and instinctively trusts that wwx has things handled like in the GT with JGY and those strings does nothing to dissuade this notion.. wwx therefore just has the view of him as like a younger brother type thing and he dismisses jc as an 'equal' cuz of this..

but jc is a grown man now and a sect leader

NHS having spies following WWX since he was resurrected & hearing WWX say to LWJ that as long as both he and JC were alive they'd meet and spreading rumours that JC got eaten by the man eating castle while looking for JL bcuz he's a good friend and he wants them to reconcile NHS of course wanted wwx's help with jgy etc but he also thought he'd be doing a good deed and helping jc to get back wwx and wwx to get back to life...and then seeing wwx run off with lwj instead...
Nhs: this was not in the cards
Also Nhs: I can get it back on track again though

and he took it seriously! au where wwx took it as permission so teen wwx telling jc they're gonna get married bcuz jfm said so

https://twitter.com/CXquotebot/status/1596801474813575168

jfm when wwx brings back some rare monster pelts as dowry