Evan DeSimone Profile picture
Content person, ennui enthusiast, always correct. Previously Custom @Digiday, @IntegralAds, words @Tubefilter, @DCNorg.
Jul 5, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
We cannot possibly go on like this. Tonight, before we went outside to watch the fireworks, our party had a completely serious discussion about the possibility of a shooter and where best to stand in anticipation of that. This is not sustainable.
Jun 19, 2020 10 tweets 1 min read
Every time we’re forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool. Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I’m 100% correct.