After contracting Sudden Onset Bovine Possession, my life stopped being football, booze and women and became Cud, fields and the horrors of the meat industry
Jun 3, 2021 • 45 tweets • 10 min read
I've just found an old chest in my grandmother's basement #RipMawMaw I've dragged it onto her front lawn. Its bloody heavy.
Somewhere in the house there is huge keyring of keys. Think like a prisoner guard in a medieval prison. The key to the chain has got to be there.