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On the 'most wanted' list by the US State Department.
Mar 30, 2022 19 tweets 5 min read
Let us talk about DoD certificates for a bit.

A thread. In general for most users there are 5 types of certificates that a user on or around the DoD GIG uses or interacts with on a daily basis.
Jan 16, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
Secret confession:

I use baby wipes to clean my posterior.

Initial passes are with legacy paper but finishing is always with the wipes.

I carry them in the car, I carry them to work, I carry them while in the woods.

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Boss lady loathes the pillowy pack of moist wipes sitting on the top of the pot.

I say "honey I can't help wanting the most cleanest booty in the house"

As she scorns: "Can't you just put them back in the cabinet?"

Mind you the cabinet is outside of the "business" area.

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Jan 15, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
Interesting thread about the #SolarWindsHack #Sunburst 👇 I've said from day one that the injection of the non-malicious code back in 2019 was a dry run to see if the dll would build and not throw any red flags. What I didn't know is that the dll was also inflated in size to allow for additional code to be inserted at a later date.