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Feb 25, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Absolute best-case scenario is the Ukraine lobby in Canada driving us into the to war with so we become the occupied territory of Russia rather than the Chinese. Don't misunderstand tho, Chinese Canada, for all its faults, is still better than the Ukrainian shadow rulers preceding it, but I believe we can still do better.
Feb 25, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
This wins (as I said it would a while back) bc leftoids can't help themselves but "WELL ACKSHUALLY" at nominally incorrect terminology. Their pendantry and urge to flex on "the stupid party" is even more powerful than their urge to call you a racist. (which would've worked lol) Seriously, all they had to do was say "CRT is a dog-whistle for the N-word" and they would've won. But that would've denied them the smugness of informing the peasants that "you don't even know what that word means."
Feb 24, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
"Why should Europe have American values?" is the natural question arising from this, but what you must understand is that the lib conception of "American values" is threatened by the mere existence of indifference anywhere in the universe. It's the ⚧ of nationalism. What makes the lib's "values" threatened by this? Well, unlike the conservative who believes that his country does things best but also that, for example, tribal society is natural for Afghanistan, the lib believes that all his prejudices are the "common sense" default (cont.)
Feb 24, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
The great thing about Singer is that he is s 100% correct about the entailments of secular ethics and the only thing the sentimental secularists who believe in human rights can do about him is seethe and cope. Singer has one act: starting with lazy materialism, ex:

"A pig has X% of average human neural connections and therefore has X% of the rights of average humans,"

and then seamlessly continues with:

"this means the braindead have NO RIGHTS and we should use them as sex toys."
Feb 24, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
I hate the internet for enabling me to be in a situation where it was useful to both know and type these words. It's a good springboard to correct against a western rw error though: namely that Russia is anti-🏳️‍🌈 and therefore trad. No. Russia is horrifyingly degenerate, they're just not tolerant of faggοτry bc they know that "🏳️‍🌈" means "NATO."
Feb 23, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Libs finally did it, huh? "Paternalism is tyranny" finally came home. It's called 'the social contract,' sweetie. 💅 Image
Jan 24, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Reminder that Ukrainians were instrumental in Pierre Trudeau's invention of multiculturalism and the real tragedy about the "Russian aggression" in Ukraine is that we're not bombing them instead. This isn't a joke, and I'm not talking about, shall we say, "early life" Ukrainians, (although THOSE ones are of course the loudest in calls for war against Russia) I honestly mean that authentic Ukrainian-Canadians were responsible for this. Image
Jan 21, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
I've been slowly developing the motion that the primary difference between a lib and a SHITlib is that the latter is incapable of understating the concept of hypothetical or counterfactual questions. These people have no theory of mind. Their enemies are just big dumb CGI monsters from Marvel movies.
Jan 17, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
This might be the most pushback he's ever gotten, and of course it's from the libertine right that only hates leftists because they dare to demand a(n evil) form of public morality. The people asking the OP "why can't she choose not to have kids?" or "what does this have to do with leftism?" are just...

Gee I dunno, what does normalized anti-natalism have to do with contemporary 🏳️‍🌈 insanity? Real puzzler there.
Jan 17, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
The only reason to have a state broadcaster is to protect the national populace from a foreign country's cultural hegemony. All the BBC does is push Americanist ideologies and support pedophiles. (this is called praxis) Literally the only time the BBC challenges the "special relationship" is when it whines that America isn't being American (which is to say, 🏳️‍🌈) enough.
"We need fifty Stalins!"
Jan 17, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Remember this whenever pro-CRT shitlibs tell you that telling teachers what they can or cannot teach is fascism. So yeah, turns out that knowledge production is a function of power. Science™ trusters lose again.
Dec 14, 2021 6 tweets 3 min read
The virgin Michael Shermer's "potential life" vs. the Chad Naomi Wolf's "Kill to Party" I might not agree with the pro-choice people who admit they're asking for infanticide, but at least I can respect them.
Dec 10, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
My best friend got laid off due to Covid shit and had to move back home with his parents. It wasn't a lack of interest lol.
Dec 9, 2021 9 tweets 2 min read
One thing Yarvin got right in his contested recent piece is that these policies are dumb even if you think the virus is serious. China didn't make people wear a cloth mask while leaving borders and highways open, they welded people shut in their houses. What the west is doing is actually monumentally dumber: it's laughable compared to what you need for a *real* quarantine and overkill for anything that doesn't warrant one. There is no hypothetical disease where our current policy would make sense.
Nov 13, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Wait, are they actually going after Kant or is this just a joke? I want it to be true so badly; there'd be nothing funnier than the "muh 1776" crowd unwittingly repudiating the Enlightenment. >it's real

The absolute state of CRT haters. 😬
Nov 11, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
America as a whole isn't worth putting your life on the line for, but my understanding is that he had actual ties to the local community so it is 100% not-cringe that he defended it. Like, this isn't a "back the blue" style boomercon cuck. He worked there; he had friends there. He was completely justified in his localized patriotism
Nov 11, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
Imagine being a Canadian and not knowing that "violent insurrection against the lawful government" is literally the entire point of the American flag. C O L O N I Z E D
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Nov 11, 2021 9 tweets 2 min read
Had a very odd dream or maybe nightmare. (it was odd enough that I can't really tell which) The tl;dr is I discovered a standard bland-humor newspaper comic strip was actually drawn by one of the damned. My dream started (so far as I can remember, it's dreams after all) with me rediscovering a small compilation book of comic strips from the nineties in a random storage box. What piqued my dream-self's interest was that...
Nov 4, 2021 6 tweets 1 min read
"I believe that the public death of Christianity was the death of the west and how dare you imply members of other faiths were disproportionately responsible for this." "I believe that egalitarianism is death of the west but that a disproportionate number of a different ethnoreligion being responsible for modern regime ideology made no difference in what that ideology is."
Oct 24, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Please, God, let this whole thing be money laundering. This is the only time I'd be happy to hear that something is a CIA project.
Oct 23, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Crazy how a woman might not be taught how to do a male's tasks! It's almost like patriarchies have gender roles or something. This is what I was tweeting about before. Progressives are congenitally incapable of imagining a world that isn't current-year America. (even non-American progressives, hence hilarious spectacle of things like Hong "reddit" Kong using Hollywood posters to protest the Chinese)