Writer/Editor/Renaissance woman, pro/HS sports media/marketing. Love child of Ron Swanson & Mary Poppins. If you love something, you should be a nerd about it.
Aug 24, 2022 • 10 tweets • 5 min read
Banana bread time!!
Ingredients:
•3 very ripe bananas
•2 less ripe bananas (optional)
•1/2 cup sugar
•1/2 cup brown sugar
•1 stick butter, softened
•2 eggs
•2 cups flour
•1 tsp baking soda
•1/2 tsp salt
•1/2 tsp cinnamon
•2 tsp vanilla extract
•walnuts (optional)
Cream together a stick of softened butter with the granulated and brown sugar
Mar 27, 2022 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
My sister has a bear named Stitches that my dad gave her when she was two. The bear is a LEGEND. Still in her bedroom almost 30 years later.
Had my mom send a picture of her tag so I could get the manufacturer info, & I tracked down the exact same bear to give to her daughter :)
Original Stitches (named Stitches because Krista had to get three stitches on her forehead and my dad bought her the bear to cheer her up), and Stitch.
They were both made in like 1993, but Stitch was waiting in a warehouse all these years for Baby Jordan :)
Nov 6, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I don't care about anything cutesy that Turner does for my dad. They made it VERY clear they only cared about kissing Stacy's ass. Thus why they said they were honoring "the Sager family" at All-Star Weekend and they never even mentioned it to my brother or me.
There are a handful of people I personally work with whom I adore, but the ones actually calling the shots? They'd rather suck up to the woman who convinced her husband to both leave his kids for her and then later cut them out of his will the day after his son donated marrow.
Jun 4, 2018 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
NBA Ref Reform:
*Start games w/ max pay, dock it for each missed call, increase penalties for each qtr
*Make refs wear previous game's report pinned to shirts
*Postgame presser for refs, players ask the questions
*20 refs
*No refs
*Review all calls, ruling left to Twitter vote
Announcing my candidacy for Co-Commisioner. In addition to prioritizing ref reform, I plan to
A) Remove marijuana from list of banned substances
B) Bring back hand-checking (just to shut up the "The NBA is soft now" crowd)
C) Let Doris show up to any game she wants & take over
Sep 26, 2017 • 12 tweets • 1 min read
Rant: I am incredibly disappointed in and embarrassed by the way the majority of sports media members have been covering the protests.
IT'S YOUR FAULT people think there's not enough clarity surrounded Kap's message. It was NEVER a protest of the anthem or the flag.
