The fact that Israel internally publishes a guide to escape war crimes prosecution is amusing enough. Let me share below some excerpts which are even more hilarious 🤣
🧵 “Stop posting on social media you fucking idiots”

The amount of hatred Israel has for Kamal Adwan hospital is unimaginable. This is important to understand, because it reflects the great danger Dr Hussam & remaining staff whom Israel abducted, are in.
I’ll summarise below what Israeli media says about Kamal Adwan.
🧵 Unlike al-Shifa hospital which Israel lyingly claimed there was a “Hamas HQ” under it, Israel claims that Kamal Adwan was entirely a “Hamas compound” behind a “hospital facade”. Staff were “terrorists”. Clinics & operating rooms were “command centres”.

BREAKING: reports of a huge massacre in al-Mawasi Khan Younis where Israel has just targeted dozens of tents in a make shift refugee camp packed with thousands of displaced Palestinians. Massive bomb craters (9m deep - 15m wide) & families were buried in sand. 50-60 wounded and martyrs so far (developing).
Initial reports assess Israel probably used American 2,000lb bombs on bare tents. This is catastrophic. These bombs are used to penetrate meters of concrete & metal (bunker busters).

Zionists say Palestine is so special that it took them over 2000 years to try to colonise.

Before Israel’s foundation, Jewish communities in nearby largely Arab/Islamic regions didn’t see a need to relocate to Palestine & join the Jewish community in there. Over the centuries European Jews fled persecution/were expelled & some of them moved to Palestine. Again that didn’t trigger a mass scale migration of the Arab/Islamic world’s Jews to Palestine. It doesn’t appear there was a motivation or aspiration to do so.

Worth noting how the Israeli disinformation evolved during this genocide. 🧵

Early on, they were blaming “errand rockets” from Hamas/Jihad for the significant massacres such as al-Ahli hospital massacre. However that kind of disinfo were easily refutable by forensic analysis 1/ Later Israel switched to claiming “Hamas operatives were there”, & provided actual names in some of the strikes.
Suddenly the “errands rockets” stopped. It doesn’t make sense that Hamas/Jihad rockets suddenly improved overnight. The only sensible explanation is it was a lie. 2/

BREAKING [TW]: a Palestinian lawyer who visited two Palestinians abducted by Israel from Gaza has said the Israeli prison guards put a fire extinguisher’s pipe inside a detained Palestinian’s rectum & turned it on Lawyer Khalid Mahajneh in a live conference press now from Ramallah

It is Nakba day.

When I was a child, my g. parents were always asking me to tell them a story. They loved hearing my stories & silly jokes.

They made me a story teller. How ironic, because it's their own story that I share with you next. In 1948, their hometown Al-Lidd was captured by Israel following a massacre that killed over 400 people.

They had 3 children. They were ordered to walk on a death march for 3 days with no water, food or anything. 350 died in that walk.