Was listening to a discussion yesterday on @LBC (can't remember whose show or who the commentator was) but essentially it was about the "talent" available for service in cabinet.
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It focused on the need for a mixture of experience and youth, having the likes Damian Green, William Hague etc in cabinet, as they've been there before and can bring insights into how things have been dealt with in the past.
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Oct 5, 2021 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
A little joke to brighten your day...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
May 30, 2021 • 17 tweets • 3 min read
A well-informed friend of a friend writes from Australia:
"Written in sorrow rather than anger:
Here in Australia we're going to benefit very nicely from the forthcoming FTA with the UK, given that Boris has obligingly added a short deadline to a weak hand.
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From the shambolic performance of the UK negotiators with the EU our experienced negotiators, who've gone toe to toe with really tough customers like the USA and China, will make mincemeat of the UK side.
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May 29, 2021 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
A joke for Saturday
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern, where you leaned against the back fence, and I made love to you.'
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Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again, and we can do it, for old time's sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but good idea!'
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May 10, 2021 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
Picked this up from ArseBook- credit Sarah Wright
A thread
"Did you vote Tory? This is what you've got coming up -
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1) Photo ID to vote in general elections.
But isn't that fair, you say? Well no, it isn't. First voter ID fraud is almost non-existent. Last time there was just ONE conviction and one warning issued for ID fraud.