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Here to educate you about the inaccurate predictions of Tesla short sellers (also known as $TSLAQ).
Dec 31, 2023 20 tweets 16 min read
Cybertruckload full of $TSLAQ tweets!

Sorry it took a long time, I had some health issues slowing me down... But it's finally here! A collection of Cybertruck tweets from your favorite $TSLA short sellers.🥳Image FIRST REACTIONS 1/4
Let's start with the first reactions to the unveiling of Cybertruck. Sure, even the Tesla bulls were shocked when Franz drove the truck to center stage, but here are some first reactions from the short sellers:Image
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Dec 4, 2022 35 tweets 22 min read
Now that the Semi delivery event has been held, it was time for me to dig into my archives.😉

Here's a delivery of a full truckload of $TSLAQ tweets about the Tesla Semi. Image It's quite amazing that the first Semis have now been delivered, considering the fact that it was always meant to be just a pump for the stock price. At least according to this automotive expert here👇🤡 ImageImage
Mar 22, 2022 10 tweets 6 min read
In honor of Giga Berlin-Brandenburg delivering its first Tesla Model Ys, here's a collection of old predictions from our $TSLAQ friends.🤡 Let's start with the king of the clowns, @TESLAcharts. Apparently Tesla couldn't afford to build this factory and all work that was done was just to create headlines and pump up the stock price.🤷‍♂️
May 2, 2020 24 tweets 11 min read
Well, the Q1 results were not the disaster $TSLAQ #DumDums promised. But at least their predictions were disastrous. Here's a few for you to enjoy! Let's start from January and with the prediction of @BradMunchen. Luckily we got the whole epidemic as it must have saved $TSLA from the absolute shit show.🤔
Nov 14, 2019 10 tweets 9 min read
FROM GIGAFRIEND TO GIGAFOE

The story of @realChaoZhou and $TSLAQ. January:

In January @realChaoZhou started documenting the construction of Gigafactory 3 in China. Amused by the so-called Mudfactory, $TSLAQ quickly became followers and friends of Chao.
May 5, 2019 17 tweets 14 min read
By popular demand...

Here's the short history of
CAN'T RAISE, CAN'T LEAVE!

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Mar 9, 2019 11 tweets 5 min read
How @TeslaCharts tricks you:

This is a serious and important message!
So @TeslaCharts tweeted this chart to @CitronResearch today claiming $TSLA Model S is a dead platform. Let's look into this and see whether there's any truth to this claim. 1) Why did he use Netherlands' sales data?
Well, because from Jan 1 2019, BiK tax went from 4% to 22% for EVs over €50,000. This of course affected the sales of expensive EVs like Model S. Here's a comparison of Jaguar I-Pace sales data from Q4 to Q1 Jan + Feb in Netherlands.
Mar 1, 2019 25 tweets 20 min read
THE 35K MODEL 3 TWEETSTORM

Put on some sad violin music and press F to pay respects to the latest addition to the short thesis cemetery. Here we go...