Edinburgh Fringe! Get Your Tessa Coates You’ve Pulled Every day at 6.05 Pleasance Beside 💖
Jan 28, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Here’s the shorting the bond thing for anyone who’s nose starts bleeding when they try and grasp it: you give me £10 and I go out and buy you a coat, and I say yeah yeah yeah, you’re coat is in my wardrobe, I’ll give it to you later. But THEN -
- I take the coat back to the shop, return it, get my money back, and wait for it to go down in the sale. It does, now it’s £5. I buy it again, give it to you, you’re happy and I made a sweet £5. All the time when you asked where you’re coat was I kept saying -