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Shadow Solicitor. Parody Account. Twicilian. Gooner. #IbadanBoy. Music man. Family guy. DJ Tex.
Feb 27, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
All over Jirria, the people were hopeful that Electoralis would be peaceful and transparent. King Gambrach had deployed several Men of Gunn to the various kingdoms, to assist the Constabulary in keeping the peace. In addition, there was the deployment of glorious new gadgetry to look forward to. Ser Yaki Hair Mood, Warden of the Independent Votenariat, had collected THREE HUNDRED BILLION Jirrian shekels from the King's treasury...
Nov 10, 2022 12 tweets 4 min read
Okay, by popular demand, here's the process for getting a divorce for a marriage celebrated under the Marriage Act (Church/Marriage Registry). It's been a while, so I invite my learned friends to correct me as necessary. You have to demonstrate to the court that the marriage has broken down irretrievably, otherwise your divorce petition will not fly. Sure fire way to prove this is to show that you have lived apart/in separation for at least 2 years.
Nov 9, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
Read the affidavit.
Keyamo is right, that technically, there was no criminal conviction (was this because the suspect had already moved back to Nigeria?).
However certain things are clear -
1. Irrefutable ties with drug barons
2. Dealing in sums well in excess of declared income 2b. Monthly salary (pre-tax?) was $2400.
2c. Personal payments (which Keyamo has described as 'savings') by the suspect of c. $2m over a 2-year period.
2d. Employer distanced itself faaaar from that money.
Oct 5, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
Tax Evasion (example): Your assessed tax bill this year is/should be ₦1.5m. You neither file the right returns nor pay the right amount. Illegal. Govt can chase you & prosecute you for it & you can go to jail (not very often in naija sha, but see eg Wesley Snipes). Tax Planning/Tax Avoidance: taking steps to lawfully reduce your tax bill. Eg setting up as a limited liability company rather than a sole proprietorship, or moving to a lower tax domicile (eg Monaco) or incorporating your biz in eg Mauritius/Delaware/BVI.