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May 6, 2020 24 tweets 10 min read
The RACE Part 2...
THE RACE PART 2 : CONTINUED

Link of part 1

Kubva kuwana Mari then kuda kubirwa Mari is not what we expected manheru aya.

The 3 robbers vakapinda nesu muden, they had told us kuti tikadeedzera for help vaitoticheka cheka ipapo ipapo.

We complied
May 5, 2020 30 tweets 16 min read
THE RACE

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THREAD Ndini hangu, Ras(my bro), nemafia pahood taka chilla, kaive ka weekend tichimboita ka recap neboys rezvenge zvaitika ku masango atinenge tiri

Unongoziya semafia hapazoshaye ka moment kevanhu vanenge vachida kusaizana. Pakangoita one akataura kuti anosiya vanhu vese.
Oct 11, 2019 5 tweets 2 min read
Zimbos lemme tell you a sad story.

Some 3 years ago I once talked to this lady on IG, I hadn't met her , so you know we'd flirt telling each other how we can't wait to meet.

Fast forward about a month we agreed to meet in Town. I had a really nice leather duffle bag with me. I saw her and I have to admit she looked really gorgeous, I could see she was happy to see me. She started to run towards me, I dropped my duffel bag ,arms wide open and we hugged. Now it was not a 2 sec hug, this was one of those intimate longggg hugs .
Oct 10, 2019 32 tweets 25 min read
QUEUE REZUPCO🚍🚌

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My apologies some threads had been lost I had to start again🙏🙏

Enjoy What I've realized panyaya dze Zupco(Zvipiko) is that itori njuga chaiyo, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, chakakosha is patience, kana usina hapana kukwira kwaunoita.
Oct 8, 2019 28 tweets 27 min read
THE ARREST

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THREAD In almost every hood ine police station there's that one police officer who's known for being too rude ,rough or kuva nedzungu stereki .

In my hood tine vedu Officer Jethro aka OJ
He's well Known for failed drug busts, kuda kungonetsa ma ghetto youths zvisina basa
Jul 6, 2019 35 tweets 31 min read
ZUVA RATAKAPINDA MUMWEYA 🙏🏾

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THREAD Life doesn't always go the way we want it to.
Nguva iyi me and my brother Ras had the one of worst times mukurarama kwedu.

Everything was just terrible for us from bad relationships to kushaya Mari.
Jul 3, 2019 34 tweets 30 min read
KUMVURA 🚰

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THREAD Ka life kemu Zim hazvisisina basa kuti uri weku ghetto or surburb, tese tingongobatwa maparts

Ndini hangu pa ghettosburg pangu chilled on a Monday
Magetsi nemvura zvakutoita ma competition ekuenda
Jul 1, 2019 26 tweets 26 min read
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CHIKOMBA MUGHETTO Nyika iyi yaoma vanhu woye, zvinhu zvakudhura from groceries to transport, fuel. Ingori suffer life from all angles.

Ndini uyo hangu ndabva tonaz kusvika paden zesa dololo, mom's ichitodeedzera kuti gas ndere vana makuseni for emergencies so ita plan unotenga marasha izvezvi.
Mar 21, 2019 21 tweets 20 min read
PRESSURE PAKOMBI

SMALL THREAD Right nyaya iyi yatoitika nezuro chaiye chaiye,thought of sharing it with you good people, yesterday but zesa mufunge😂

Ndini hangu ndasvika Copacabana kutsvaga makombi eku Kuwadzana Extension, ndasvika paye kunzwa vakudeedzera $2 pakufamba.

Ini ndikati Maya hatitambe tichidaro
Mar 17, 2019 30 tweets 24 min read
SAD TIMES PABRIDGE

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THREAD One evening ndakabuda paden ndikaenda ku corner pa bridge to chill with the crew.

This day zvinhu zvanga zvakadhakwa, I was feeling low, almost everyone had something going on in their lives, saka hapana Aida zvekutaura taura, vibe panga pasina .
Mar 5, 2019 31 tweets 22 min read
MBAVHA MURAINI.

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THREAD Good People.
How have you been.
Kukusuwai kani😢
I have a short thread chete.

This story happened pangu pa ghetto Apo.
Feb 19, 2019 53 tweets 31 min read
THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

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THREAD The story I'm about to tell you all happened in the Ghetto.
It's a long story so its in two parts
2nd part will come shortly

This is based on a true story.
Feb 13, 2019 33 tweets 26 min read
MY PRISON ESCAPE.

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THREAD Today I'm going to share with you how I escaped Chikurubi maximum Prison.

I was falsely accused of helping Robbers to steal USD 4 million cash from a secret site.

I was just at the wrong place at the wrong Time. Thread on it will come later .

But today we focus on my escape
Feb 11, 2019 16 tweets 4 min read
Hello Zimbos 🇿🇼🇿🇼
WELCOME TO MY CRAZY WORLD.
MY THREAD LINKS ARE POSTED BELOW.
ENJOY.

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THREAD 2

Feb 11, 2019 12 tweets 2 min read
At this moment ndanga ndaita kutsamwa manje maziso atotsvuka nehasha.

Because guys, there's no come back from this , zvasiyana nekusura mugumbeze uri wega izvi.

Panga pari open and whole school yakatarisa
Waizofamba uchinzi mFes wekusura.

It can't
Dignity Lost, Never Recovered Me : "kubva ndadyei kudii kwacho, ndadya porridge ini, harisurise"
Ndini hangu justifying bota repaden.

Bridza :"Maisa dovi here"

Aizve rasta ava vakutondisaiza kaava, ma investigations aya akutondiisa pa spot.
Yes porridge raive ne dovi guys but handisini ndakasura
Feb 11, 2019 12 tweets 2 min read
THE DAY I GOT EMBARRASSED

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BASED ON A TRUE STORY... Today I'm taking you all back to my high school days.

I was in Form 3 when this took place.

Sit back, relax and enjoy you wonderful people
Feb 10, 2019 30 tweets 16 min read
KUROHWA KWATAKAITWA KUMBA KWEBABY REMFES WANGU.

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THREAD It was around 6 pm takagara pama bridge kumaraini.

Ghetto Ranga risina magetsi saka team rese rakabuda panze kumbo pusha time vanhu kudzimba vachibika chii chii
Feb 9, 2019 28 tweets 16 min read
ZUVA RATAKAENDA KUNORASA MARARA.

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THREAD. One evening mom's yakasvika paden yaka charger.
Me and my bro Ras takachilla hedu muroom umwe pa laptop umwe pa phone tichirowa ma shrooms paye.

It was our first time trying acho anokuitisa high aye
Minding our own business tichidya mbichana mbichana
Feb 8, 2019 21 tweets 7 min read
PART 4

She took off her clothes & told me to get in bed & I did

Soon as I got in kisses came flying baba
"Ah ko ndeyipikoiyi ah ah is this the moment whats going on,I'm not ready, remember we haven't explored t waters in a long time?"
This was my dick having talks with my brain Ndini uyo thriving,kissing haa hasha dziye dzakapedzwa kani.

She started slow wena kissing my lips,went down to my neck ,

ah uyo kuzviisa musoro mublanket and started giving me blowjob ndikati maihwi zvangu.
Feb 8, 2019 10 tweets 3 min read
PART 3

Right 5 oclock we woke up, Sulu was the first to go shower then I got in too after apedza.

Remember I had lied earlier on so I had to carry clothes zvese ne bathing utilities dzangu cz I had told kule I'll be back Saturday evening. Around half 6 we started the walk to go to work since Sulu rented in Town .

7 am I received a call and it was Tasha.
I was pissed .
Feb 8, 2019 24 tweets 6 min read
PART 2
Vernom yakapera mufunge,by now I was just so mad,she ruined movie yainakidza for me ,I was pissed.cursing at myself kuti

"mfana uri dako, dai utori paden wakavata so mugumbeze pasina pressure,now look waitiswa" . I left and sat waiting for Sulu outside ndiri so down and lonely