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New Delhi Monkey Man . Street vendor of stories . Trying to create best micro fiction platform across mediums . Author - Horror and Speculative Fiction .
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Jan 27, 2023 19 tweets 4 min read
#WeMetOnTwitter . This is so wholesome, have to share this thread !
Rohan and Yamini met on twitter and it took them just under a year to move from DM to marriage . Both wanted to take more time before tying the knot but Yamini did not want to wait any longer to have kids . She was adopted kid & although her parents bought her up like their own , Yamini wanted to have her own family , her own kids . Obsession to have kids overshadowed everything else in her life .
Jan 19, 2023 20 tweets 5 min read
"One can cope with the grief of losing an entire family but how does one let go of their smell?"
Received this moving thread on coping with grief from some one who lost everything . Must read .

" Its been 2 weeks since i lost my husband and son in an accident . Stoicism helped me get over the grief but how do I get over the smell of them? I can still smell them - the tangy, musk , romantic smell of my husband. The sweet, pure smell of my son . My therapist says that its my coping mechanism and eventually it will stop .
Jan 15, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Those who grow up with little money when they do end up earning well are mostly generous with their money . They are the first one who offer to pick a tab , give generous gifts etc . I think the reason is that we don’t want to be labeled as misers . The scar of skipping Outings because we can’t afford looms large . We were not misers , we just didn’t have money and now we over compensate .
The opposite side of spectrum are those who grew up with generational wealth . More and more of them I see as misers who can’t spend on others
Dec 29, 2022 21 tweets 5 min read
The horrible secret Khan market is holding for the last 20 years ( a thread) -
You wander in the back lanes of khan market ,dressed in your finest Delhi fashion, eating in the aesthetic cafes , clicking pictures in old world book shops ; blissfully unaware of the horrible secret that no one will tell you about . But they know - even the police knows for they never have witnessed a sight like this .
Lets start from the beginning - 20 years ago - infants started to disappear from khan market - like in broad daylight - from the prams in the shops
Dec 1, 2022 22 tweets 5 min read
The paanwalas know all the secrets of the city.
Always listen to their warnings . This may save your life ( a thread).

My friend Madhu who is an IAS officer came to know of this very niche theater in Delhi that is Adult only . No kids allowed ! A dream - right !!!. She immediately told about it to her husband Alok. With their demanding careers they were struggling to manage both work and kids and it was putting a strain on their relationship .
" Can you imagine ; 2-3 hrs going out without any kids around . Not ours , not anyone else's !"
Nov 16, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
Men and their weird requirments for marriage ( a thread)
My friend Nischal was looking for a girl to marry. The guy looked decent ,earned well, and had a matured head on his shoulder.Yet he could not find a girl even after almost a year. All he said was that most girls did not agree to his conditions
" Conditions ,what conditions?" - I probed him.
" Is it certain looks ,certain career or worst,is it anything to do with dowry?"
No ,he said.None of these were factors.He just had two conditions -
Oct 21, 2022 12 tweets 3 min read
Got this DM & its gun wrenching-
"I HATE MY MOTHER . My name is Ritika and I am almost 30 year old but mother does not allow me to work or even leave the house .
She has always been like that ; she made me believe I am suffering with some life threating ailment, and I will die without she caring for me . Ever since I can remember she would put me in wheel chair and hardly let me walk . In fact she would even send me school in wheel chair . She would insist on feeding me , taking me to wash room - basically doing everything one would do
Sep 29, 2022 17 tweets 4 min read
The Delhi serial killer who targeted couples on late night walks !

Arun and Neha stepped out of their house in the urban village of kotla near south extension . The narrow lanes of kotla were always brimming with people and hence they always stepped out late around 12.30 - 1 . However , that night they did not return home .
Next morning , neighbors found Arun dead in one of the lanes and Neha was missing . However , they did find a woman - walking aimlessly a few meters away - her face was badly disfigured
Jun 14, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Woke up to this heart warming story of father child relationship spanning 3 generations. Thought of sharing it with y’all .

Sujit and I grew up together , we both studied at the same school since nursery and were together till 12th and went to college together as well . As kids we were always jealous of Sujit . He always had latest of everything . Shoes , clothes , gadgets . Money to buy HCF at Nirulas everyday . Movies at chanakya every week .
Sujit’s father was single parent . His mother passed away immediately after giving
May 28, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
Modern love ( Delhi Edition ) - #wemetontwitter . Delhi is for love . Delhi is for lovers . Aman never believed in it until he met Suhani on twitter . He had recently moved to Delhi and had asked for recommendation on what to do in Delhi . His was a small account and did not Receive much responses . Disappointed - he was lonely IRL and lonely on twitter until he received DM from Suhani who surprisingly had painstakingly created an entire excel sheet for him on things to do in Delhi . Things moved from DM to the streets of Delhi and soon
May 14, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
Weird stories from Delhi - So during late 90s/ early 2000s - outside of the monkey man stories there were few weird ass stories that went around Delhi -
1) There were many houses that had hands prints of haldi on doors especially in urban villages of west del These were put to keep off a chudail , it was said . The story goes around midnight , there was incessant knocking on the door . When the occupant asked who was it , a voice of a close neighbor or relative replied - that she was in trouble . When the occupant opened
May 4, 2022 22 tweets 4 min read
THIS IS THE LAST DM I RECEIVED FROM MY FRIEND ROHIT –
WE HAVE A STRANGE RULE IN OUR HOUSE – I CANNOT BE PHOTOGRAHED ON MY BIRTHDAY –
Yes , I find it as weird as you do but my mum has made this rule and I do not have the liberty to discuss it with her . I do not know if rule has been there since I was born or after certain years, but I do not have a single photograph of my birthday . Sure , we do have photographs of celebrations a day before or day after , but never on the actual day .
Mar 2, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
As an HR professional , it is surprising to me that even seasoned professionals do not really know how to write a good ,solid resume . Sharing my 2 cents. Its no rocket science but somehow many dont pay attention to even basic of resume writing 1) Format : Please don't write essays on blank word document . That combined with bad formatting is a disaster . There are plenty of very aesthetically pleasing format freely available on internet . Leverage and adapt those. Presentation matters.
Feb 20, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Most will not believe it but the term “bucket list” did not exist until the release of the 2007 film, The Bucket List, starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.
We all believe that we have been using this since ages but that’s not true Reddit confirmed this dumbfounding fact this week, and if you don’t believe them ,as did Oxford English Dictionary, who agree that the phrase was “popularized by the title of the film.”
Nov 20, 2021 25 tweets 5 min read
A DABHA ON DELHI-SHIMLA ROAD TRIP-
“ Where are you going ". Som asked Pragati , rubbing his eyes as he woke up .
“ Work” .
“ Are you fucking crazy , we have to leave by 2 PM in order to be in Shimla by 10-11 , In time for Kailash’s Baraat “ . Som was almost seething with anger “ Why the fuck do you bait me when you know I get angry on these dumb fuck decisions of yours”
“ Som its just my first week and it’s a very important meeting – I will be home by 12 max. Oh and I won’t be able to take any calls ok in the meeting, ok . I love you .”
Nov 16, 2021 17 tweets 4 min read
THEY MET ON TWITTER -
Yup , Rohan and Yamini met on twitter and it took them just under a year to move from DM to marriage . Both wanted to take more time before tying the knot but Yamini did not want to wait any longer to have kids . She was adopted kid & although her parents bought her up like their own , Yamini wanted to have her own family , her own kids , her own flesh and blood. To the extent, that obsession to have kids overshadowed everything else in her life . They had December wedding at Sultanpur farmhouse . One of 50,000 weddings that day
Oct 8, 2021 10 tweets 2 min read
There are five souls who are with me. If you manage to change your views, then they too would be relived . Ypu thought going to Haridwar and conducting funeral will relieve me. I am waiting for Badh tapasaya to be completed . The family started to prepare for this and actually conducted dry runs before the final day .
The instructions in the diary are macbare to say the least
" Pattiyan achchhe se baandhni hai.. Shunya ke alaawa kuch nahi dikhna chahiye.. Rassi ke saath sooti chunniyan ya sari ka
Oct 8, 2021 16 tweets 3 min read
He pushed a few people crowding the narrow lane and took the steps leading to a house, the scene of crime.
What he saw made his stomach churn . In his 17 years at Delhi police , he had never witnessed such scene . Ten bodies were hanging and blindfolded, while another, the eldest family member Narayani Bhatia, 77, was found strangled in a separate room. The rest, including two 15-year-old boys, allegedly used chunnis with religious motifs and cables to hang themselves.
Aug 29, 2021 25 tweets 5 min read
THIS IS THE MOST GUT WRENCHING & UNBELIEVABLE STORY I EVER HEARD -
Disclosure - This was sent to me in ramblings & sometimes incoherent sentences as if drunk so I stitched it together in my own words-
" You might think that I am completely cuckoo or suffering with some deep mental health issues . You might be correct , in fact not a day goes by when I don't try to self diagnose as to which one am I or maybe I am both ? But since you collect these stories and I have not told anyone about it ever , I think this will serve both our purpose .
Aug 20, 2021 71 tweets 13 min read
I asked people at various forums about the paranormal experiences they had - something that had no logical explanation . It did not had to be scary , just inexplainable .
Here are few - The Obituary- " As a matter of habit , I read obituaries in newspaper. Its fascinating to see how they differ as per the class . The bigger the obituary , the larger is the wealth left behind for family . Also , the rich have the remembrance prayers at fancy places
Aug 19, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
I have been doing HR consulting for 17 years and it’s surprising that the things that establish your credibility at workplace require no skills and minimal effort , yet so many of this generation ignore it -

1) Be in time for calls/meeting - How difficult it is ? And if you are late once in a while , apologize . CEOs of biggest companies when late for meeting begin with apology .
2) Stick to deadlines - If you commit to a deadline , stick to it . Regardless if it’s to a junior , peer or supervisor . Work deadlines are not Goa plans