Worse things happen at sea. Repeatedly.
Emergency lifeboat and muster station @DreadShips@mastodon.me.uk
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Jun 9, 2022 • 27 tweets • 10 min read
This thing here, apparently roleplaying as legendary Russian environmental disaster and part-time aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, is Italian submarine Tito Speri.
And to answer the obvious question - yes, that is exactly what it looks like. A submarine with a flamethrower.
Now I could fairly be described as a pyromaniac. I love playing with fire. The list of things I have successfully ignited whilst doing so includes televisions, greenhouses, and my brother in law.
Yet even I will concede that there is no place for a flamethrower on a submarine.
Dec 12, 2021 • 17 tweets • 6 min read
This thing here, caught in an inconvenient photograph during a little embarrassment, is HMS Montagu.
In the finest tradition of British leadership the captain is presumably about to tell us he's as furious as everyone else, and that nobody had told him anything about this.
Launched in 1901, and commissioned in 1903, Montagu was amongst the Royal Navy's fastest and most modern battleships. In 1906 it was being used for radio trials, a technology that offered the tantalising prospect of hassling subordinates from two oceans away.
Oct 11, 2021 • 26 tweets • 9 min read
A few weeks ago I asked for nominations of female pioneers and heroes that deserved a thread for #ADL21.
And I'm now going to ignore the lot of you and chat about the hive of badassery that were the female pilots of Britain's Air Transport Auxiliary instead.
It is an undeniable scientific fact that you could not throw a brick at this lot without hitting someone with an interesting story to tell.
You'd probably also receive the brick back with interest. These women were not here to play.
May 22, 2021 • 16 tweets • 5 min read
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how we got into this situation...
In 1923, Captain Edward H Watson of the US Navy had the unexpected honour of discovering California.
The inevitable court martial didn't quite describe it in those terms.
Aug 16, 2020 • 12 tweets • 4 min read
It occurs to me that some of you might not have got the joke here...
This account generally specialises in failure, but I will happily throw everything out the window for Turbinia.
It might look like a scale model but it is utterly, gloriously beautiful at speed.