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Dec 16 5 tweets 3 min read
🚨This is one of the most disturbing videos of ICE abuse I’ve seen.

In Minnesota, ICE agents handcuffed a pregnant woman, forced her onto her stomach, and put their full body weight and knees on her, refusing to let her get up.

In the video, you can hear the crowd screaming over and over that she is pregnant. They plead with the agents to stop. The woman is not resisting, not moving, not a threat. It doesn’t matter. The agents ignore them, continue pointing pepper spray at the crowd, and one agent even shoves a woman backward, assaulting her simply for speaking up.

People keep begging them to let the pregnant woman off her stomach, to stop putting weight on her body. The agents refuse. The crowd grows louder and more desperate, because they are watching someone who could lose her pregnancy, right in front of them, at the hands of ICE agents.

Only after the crowd begins throwing snowballs is the pregnant woman able to get off her stomach.

And then it gets worse.

The ICE agents begin pepper spraying the crowd. One agent drags the pregnant woman by the arm while she is still helpless and restrained. Pepper spray fills the air, hitting bystanders and the pregnant woman herself as she lies on the ground beneath them.

This is not “law enforcement.”
This is cruelty.
This is reckless endangerment.
This is state violence carried out in public, on camera, against a pregnant woman who posed no threat.

If this is what they’re willing to do while being filmed, imagine what happens when no one is watching. They claim to care about women and children, but then do this. It’s not about protecting women, it’s not about finding criminals, it’s about terrorizing communities and blaming everyone else for the issues they caused.
Dec 9 7 tweets 3 min read
🚨 BREAKING: ICE is torturing and sexually abusing people… including TEENAGERS who had to be hospitalized… at Fort Bliss in a tent camp.

AND this is all happening on the land where Japanese Americans were interned during WWII.

In a letter sent by ACLU to ICE, they detailed accounts of violent assaults and sexual abuse by officers.

Detainees say they’ve been subjected to terror: beatings so brutal they required hospitalization, sexual violence used as a weapon, and coercion to force people to cross the border into Mexico against their will.

One teenager, referred to in the ACLU letter as “Samuel”, was slammed to the ground so hard his front tooth broke, lost consciousness, and had to be rushed to a hospital in an ambulance. He says one officer grabbed and “firmly crushed” his testicles, while another shoved fingers deep into his ears. Weeks later, his hearing in one ear was still damaged.

Other detainees, including men from Cuba, recount guards hitting heads, slamming people against walls, twisting ankles, stomping on bodies, and again crushing testicles. For some, this was punishment for refusing to sign removal paperwork or refusing to be expelled to Mexico, a country they are not from.

After forcing dozens onto a bus, ICE allegedly drove them to the border. Detainees say masked men told them: cross into Mexico… or face being sent to a jail cell in El Salvador or Africa. Some were threatened with federal prosecution if they refused.

Meanwhile, medical neglect, substandard conditions, and denial of legal access are the backdrop to all this horror… people bleeding, pleading for help, being ignored until they collapse or scream.

This isn’t “processing.” It’s torture. It’s intimidation. It’s forced deportation under threat and pain. It is, by any humane standard, a concentration camp… and it runs on U.S. soil, with full government sanction.

If you weren’t outraged yet… you should be. This, right now, is what state violence in 2025 looks like.Image And this shouldn’t be shocking if you have been paying attention.
Dec 4 4 tweets 2 min read
🚨BREAKING: ICE/Border Patrol have once again violated the Constitution… this time by illegally detaining a U.S. citizen in Louisiana for the “crime” of remaining silent.

In the video, you can clearly see the Border Patrol agent ask the man for ID… which already tells you he didn’t know who this person was, a red flag for an agency that claims to only target non-citizens. After checking the ID, the agent asks where he was born. The man responds, “I’m a U.S. citizen. I’m not answering any more questions.”

And here’s the part that should really make your blood boil:

He didn’t even have to answer that much. He could’ve refused to hand over his license, refused to answer anything, and simply asked, “Am I being detained or am I free to go?” (Which is exactly what you should do in this situation.)

But he did hand over his license. He complied. And the moment he exercised his legal right to remain silent, the Border Patrol agent turned to his partner and said the quiet part out loud:

“Can you put handcuffs on him please. Since he won’t answer our questions.”

Let me be extremely clear:

Remaining silent is legal.
Asking “Am I under arrest?” is legal.
Handing over ID is more than they’re entitled to… and they still escalated to cuffs because a U.S. citizen didn’t perform obedience on command.

This isn’t “border security.”
This is an agency drunk on power, retaliating against constitutional rights, and banking on you being too scared or confused to fight back.

And unless this behavior is stopped now, they’re going to keep testing how far they can go… one illegally detained American at a time. This is happening every day.
Nov 19 5 tweets 2 min read
🚨ICE/Border Patrol agents assaulted and kidnapped a U.S. citizen… then dumped him on the side of the road two miles away.

In the video, you can see agents uncuffing him, tossing his wallet and belongings onto the ground, and driving away. No apology. No explanation. Just state-sanctioned violence caught on camera.

According to the victim, agents grabbed him, slammed him against a wall, cuffed him, and threw him into a van. Only after checking his ID did they decide he wasn’t the “right” target… so they drove him out of the area, dropped him off, and left him stranded.

This isn’t “immigration enforcement.” It’s kidnapping. It’s excessive force. And it’s what happens when an agency operates without oversight, accountability, or consequences. If this is how they treat a U.S. citizen on camera, imagine what happens when no one is filming. Here they are assaulting more US citizens…
Oct 14 16 tweets 3 min read
Suspicious SUVs everywhere in Chicago lately?

You’re not seeing things.

Here’s your quick guide to spotting ICE, knowing your rights, and keeping your community safe. 🧵 SUVs with dark front tinted windows?

Dark tinted front windows are illegal in Chicago unless the vehicle has a “WT” license. Most of these are likely ICE vehicles, especially if traveling together.
Oct 11 9 tweets 2 min read
Oh, you wanna talk about how “dangerous” Chicago is?

Alright… let’s go!

Here is the actual risk the average resident faced over the last 72 hours, so you can fully understand just how dangerous Chicago really is. 🧵 Image From Oct 7–10, 2025, there were shootings across the majority of U.S. states… with Texas having the most shootings (10).

But, we are looking at cities…

Instead of raw totals, let’s measure per capita risk… meaning how likely an average resident is to be a victim.
Sep 10 13 tweets 2 min read
Republicans have been talking a lot about policies that failed to keep Iryna Zarutska safe.

So, since they suddenly care about women’s safety…

Let’s talk about all the policies, they’ve pushed, that make it harder for women to not be murdered every single day. 🧵 Domestic violence is the most lethal threat to women—literally. In the U.S., an estimated 4,000 women die each year at the hands of an intimate partner… that’s more than three women every single day.
Sep 3 8 tweets 2 min read
Republicans keep shouting that Biden took 577 vacation days in 4 years.

That number isn’t just wrong… it’s a straight-up lie.

Here’s the real math… and how Trump racked up over twice as many days off, all while billing taxpayers and pocketing millions. 🧵 Image Biden took about 117–118 full vacation days in his first term.

+ Another 66 partial days (spent partly at a vacation home but still working).

That’s 183–184 total days away … roughly 12.5% of his presidency.

Only ~76 days (5%) had no public record of him working.
Aug 29 14 tweets 3 min read
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt is one of the best press secretaries in decades for being informed, direct, and answering questions?

Let’s take a look… 🧵 Image 1. Refusal to Answer Follow-Up Questions:

During a March 26, 2025, press briefing, CNN’s Kaitlan Collins asked Leavitt about a leaked group chat involving Trump administration officials. Leavitt responded, “I have now been asked and answered this question three times by the both of you,” and refused to take Collins’ follow-up question.
Aug 23 25 tweets 4 min read
I didn’t think Republicans had an issue with adultery, given that Trump has cheated on every wife he’s had…

But since they suddenly seem to care now… 🧵 Image Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) –
U.S. Representative from Georgia. Greene has been linked to multiple extramarital affairs, including a relationship with a gym manager. She has denied these allegations.
Aug 18 11 tweets 2 min read
🚨 Trump’s administration is once again running cover for a pedophile…

This time, a senior Israeli cybersecurity official caught in a Nevada child-luring sting.

What happened next is not normal… 🧵 The man was arrested in Henderson, NV after allegedly trying to lure a child online.

Charge: felony, 1–10 years in prison if convicted.
Aug 16 6 tweets 1 min read
🚨 Federal ID checkpoints are now showing up in Washington, D.C.🚨

But, don’t worry, it’s totally “for your safety”… if your idea of safety is living in a low-budget dystopian thriller.

And as you can imagine, this could be unconstitutional, so let’s talk about it.🧵 The White House calls them “safety measures.” In reality, FBI, DHS, and ICE agents are stopping people and running IDs + warrant checks, something the Supreme Court has already said can’t be done for “general crime control.”
Aug 13 8 tweets 1 min read
🚨 WHY IS THIS GETTING ZERO COVERAGE?!? 🚨

On June 6, 2025, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have added oversight to migrant child detention centers… even after multiple reports of abuse.

Let’s unpack this, because… seriously, WTF? 🧵 The bill (HB 3120) would have:

-Required facilities to report on safety, illnesses, criminal incidents, and education plans.

-Mandated criminal background checks for new hires.

-Increased transparency and accountability for taxpayer-funded facilities.
Aug 2 17 tweets 3 min read
🚨Trump just launched a kids’ fitness initiative… with a registered sex offender at his side.

Lawrence Taylor. Convicted. On the registry.

And no, this isn’t a fluke. Trump collects sex offenders like trading cards.

Let’s take a look 🧵 Image 1. Lawrence Taylor pled guilty to sexual misconduct with a 16-year-old and is a registered sex offender.

He also got arrested again in 2024 for failing to update his sex offender registry info.

So naturally, Trump said: “Get this man near some children ASAP.”
Aug 1 8 tweets 2 min read
Trump just announced he’s firing the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics… because she reported job numbers that didn’t make him look good.

You know, normal democracy stuff.

🧵 Let’s talk about what he said, what it means, and how it ties into Project 2025. Image In his post, Trump claimed the BLS “faked” jobs numbers before the 2024 election to help Kamala Harris win.

The commissioner he’s firing? A career economist. Her crime? Publishing job data that revised numbers downward… which, ironically, supports his narrative.

So naturally, she must be purged.
Aug 1 6 tweets 2 min read
🚨 Trump just signed an executive order allowing forced institutionalization for people with mental illness.

And at the same time? His admin is rolling out a nationwide health surveillance system with Google, Apple, Amazon, and CVS.

Your mental health, meds, vitals…all tracked, all shareable. Sounds like public safety, right?

Let’s connect the dots:Image Step 1: If you’re unhoused, mentally ill, or “erratic,” the government can now forcibly detain you for treatment.

Civil rights?
Optional.
Due process?
Who needs it.
Jul 30 11 tweets 2 min read
Did Trump use his own modeling agency to supply girls to Epstein and other powerful men?

Here are the facts… I’ll let you decide. 🧵 1. Trump opened his modeling agency in 1999.

It didn’t take long before models started describing what really went on:

“It was like a meat market… older men, VIP guests… we were there to be looked at.”
— Former Trump model, via Mother Jones
Jul 26 12 tweets 2 min read
If Ghislaine Maxwell “talks,” here’s who we should hear about. 👇

These are the men with known ties to Epstein & Maxwell, by flight logs, photos, settlements, or direct accusations.

Save this for later.

If the Trump administration says she didn’t mention them? That silence might be louder than the testimony.🧵 1. Donald Trump
Pictured with Epstein & Maxwell.
Quote: “He likes them young.”
Accused of knowing about the abuse.
No charges… but, we all know.
Jan 24 6 tweets 2 min read
BREAKING NEWS: ICE is already attempting to raid ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS.

Today, in Chicago, ICE showed up at Hamline Elementary School. Luckily, the school followed Chicago Public School protocols, and did not allow ICE in the school, or access to the children or staff.

I can only imagine how terrified the students, staff, and parents were, especially after all the news of ICE detaining US citizens.

This should never be allowed. Period.

What happened to protecting our children?!? How long until Trump forces schools to give access to ICE agents or he will cut funding? This is not ok!
Aug 12, 2024 10 tweets 6 min read
Wow. Every “pro-life” argument was just demolished in this report on how abortion bans have endangered the lives of patients…

It is the most comprehensive research to date, and concluded that “Louisiana's ban is impeding a federal law that regulates the provision of emergency health care, and is infringing on reproductive and human rights.”

So, let me share some of what the report found… 🧵Image “The U.S. is facing a human rights crisis in maternal health. For every person who dies from a pregnancy-related cause in the country, about 100 more women will experience maternal morbidity—a life-threatening pregnancy complication.”

When it comes to performing abortions, many are forced to perform c-sections instead of a d&c… “One emergency medicine physician recounted a situation where a colleague performed a c-section on a patient with PPROM at 20 weeks’ gestation, a condition that would not result in a viable pregnancy:
She ended up having to take this person for c-section to preserve the appearance of not doing an abortion, even though this is not a viable pregnancy. What that means is now this person has had a c-section, right? And that means that she’s at higher risk for any future pregnancies. She can no longer deliver vaginally ... [T]he appropriate thing to do, again would be a D&E ... without subjecting the patient to this unnecessary abdominal surgery. But my colleague didn’t feel like she could do that while remaining in compliance with the law or appearing to remain in compliance with the law.”
Mar 8, 2024 7 tweets 3 min read
Hey Chicago, I found who allowed Scientology to have an illegal “street festival” in downtown Chicago… meet @BobFiorettiChi. Bob said, “helping Scientology navigate the city bureaucracy to open the site was no different than what he’d provide for any other faith group.” 🧵 So Bob here, apparently, help Scientology obtain a permit, that was for PUBLIC events, though theirs was PRIVATE. Scientology shut down the public way from pedestrians, which is illegal… & they also shut it down FOR DAYS, which went directly against their permit. Image