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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Running for U.S. congress in 2027. Political humor on Tiktok. Tips: https://t.co/6C1YpJJJ79
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Sep 10 13 tweets 2 min read
Republicans have been talking a lot about policies that failed to keep Iryna Zarutska safe.

So, since they suddenly care about women’s safety…

Let’s talk about all the policies, they’ve pushed, that make it harder for women to not be murdered every single day. 🧵 Domestic violence is the most lethal threat to women—literally. In the U.S., an estimated 4,000 women die each year at the hands of an intimate partner… that’s more than three women every single day.
Sep 3 8 tweets 2 min read
Republicans keep shouting that Biden took 577 vacation days in 4 years.

That number isn’t just wrong… it’s a straight-up lie.

Here’s the real math… and how Trump racked up over twice as many days off, all while billing taxpayers and pocketing millions. 🧵 Image Biden took about 117–118 full vacation days in his first term.

+ Another 66 partial days (spent partly at a vacation home but still working).

That’s 183–184 total days away … roughly 12.5% of his presidency.

Only ~76 days (5%) had no public record of him working.
Aug 29 14 tweets 3 min read
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt is one of the best press secretaries in decades for being informed, direct, and answering questions?

Let’s take a look… 🧵 Image 1. Refusal to Answer Follow-Up Questions:

During a March 26, 2025, press briefing, CNN’s Kaitlan Collins asked Leavitt about a leaked group chat involving Trump administration officials. Leavitt responded, “I have now been asked and answered this question three times by the both of you,” and refused to take Collins’ follow-up question.
Aug 23 25 tweets 4 min read
I didn’t think Republicans had an issue with adultery, given that Trump has cheated on every wife he’s had…

But since they suddenly seem to care now… 🧵 Image Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) –
U.S. Representative from Georgia. Greene has been linked to multiple extramarital affairs, including a relationship with a gym manager. She has denied these allegations.
Aug 18 11 tweets 2 min read
🚨 Trump’s administration is once again running cover for a pedophile…

This time, a senior Israeli cybersecurity official caught in a Nevada child-luring sting.

What happened next is not normal… 🧵 The man was arrested in Henderson, NV after allegedly trying to lure a child online.

Charge: felony, 1–10 years in prison if convicted.
Aug 16 6 tweets 1 min read
🚨 Federal ID checkpoints are now showing up in Washington, D.C.🚨

But, don’t worry, it’s totally “for your safety”… if your idea of safety is living in a low-budget dystopian thriller.

And as you can imagine, this could be unconstitutional, so let’s talk about it.🧵 The White House calls them “safety measures.” In reality, FBI, DHS, and ICE agents are stopping people and running IDs + warrant checks, something the Supreme Court has already said can’t be done for “general crime control.”
Aug 13 8 tweets 1 min read
🚨 WHY IS THIS GETTING ZERO COVERAGE?!? 🚨

On June 6, 2025, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have added oversight to migrant child detention centers… even after multiple reports of abuse.

Let’s unpack this, because… seriously, WTF? 🧵 The bill (HB 3120) would have:

-Required facilities to report on safety, illnesses, criminal incidents, and education plans.

-Mandated criminal background checks for new hires.

-Increased transparency and accountability for taxpayer-funded facilities.
Aug 2 17 tweets 3 min read
🚨Trump just launched a kids’ fitness initiative… with a registered sex offender at his side.

Lawrence Taylor. Convicted. On the registry.

And no, this isn’t a fluke. Trump collects sex offenders like trading cards.

Let’s take a look 🧵 Image 1. Lawrence Taylor pled guilty to sexual misconduct with a 16-year-old and is a registered sex offender.

He also got arrested again in 2024 for failing to update his sex offender registry info.

So naturally, Trump said: “Get this man near some children ASAP.”
Aug 1 8 tweets 2 min read
Trump just announced he’s firing the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics… because she reported job numbers that didn’t make him look good.

You know, normal democracy stuff.

🧵 Let’s talk about what he said, what it means, and how it ties into Project 2025. Image In his post, Trump claimed the BLS “faked” jobs numbers before the 2024 election to help Kamala Harris win.

The commissioner he’s firing? A career economist. Her crime? Publishing job data that revised numbers downward… which, ironically, supports his narrative.

So naturally, she must be purged.
Aug 1 6 tweets 2 min read
🚨 Trump just signed an executive order allowing forced institutionalization for people with mental illness.

And at the same time? His admin is rolling out a nationwide health surveillance system with Google, Apple, Amazon, and CVS.

Your mental health, meds, vitals…all tracked, all shareable. Sounds like public safety, right?

Let’s connect the dots:Image Step 1: If you’re unhoused, mentally ill, or “erratic,” the government can now forcibly detain you for treatment.

Civil rights?
Optional.
Due process?
Who needs it.
Jul 30 11 tweets 2 min read
Did Trump use his own modeling agency to supply girls to Epstein and other powerful men?

Here are the facts… I’ll let you decide. 🧵 1. Trump opened his modeling agency in 1999.

It didn’t take long before models started describing what really went on:

“It was like a meat market… older men, VIP guests… we were there to be looked at.”
— Former Trump model, via Mother Jones
Jul 26 12 tweets 2 min read
If Ghislaine Maxwell “talks,” here’s who we should hear about. 👇

These are the men with known ties to Epstein & Maxwell, by flight logs, photos, settlements, or direct accusations.

Save this for later.

If the Trump administration says she didn’t mention them? That silence might be louder than the testimony.🧵 1. Donald Trump
Pictured with Epstein & Maxwell.
Quote: “He likes them young.”
Accused of knowing about the abuse.
No charges… but, we all know.
Jan 24 6 tweets 2 min read
BREAKING NEWS: ICE is already attempting to raid ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS.

Today, in Chicago, ICE showed up at Hamline Elementary School. Luckily, the school followed Chicago Public School protocols, and did not allow ICE in the school, or access to the children or staff.

I can only imagine how terrified the students, staff, and parents were, especially after all the news of ICE detaining US citizens.

This should never be allowed. Period.

What happened to protecting our children?!? How long until Trump forces schools to give access to ICE agents or he will cut funding? This is not ok!
Aug 12, 2024 10 tweets 6 min read
Wow. Every “pro-life” argument was just demolished in this report on how abortion bans have endangered the lives of patients…

It is the most comprehensive research to date, and concluded that “Louisiana's ban is impeding a federal law that regulates the provision of emergency health care, and is infringing on reproductive and human rights.”

So, let me share some of what the report found… 🧵Image “The U.S. is facing a human rights crisis in maternal health. For every person who dies from a pregnancy-related cause in the country, about 100 more women will experience maternal morbidity—a life-threatening pregnancy complication.”

When it comes to performing abortions, many are forced to perform c-sections instead of a d&c… “One emergency medicine physician recounted a situation where a colleague performed a c-section on a patient with PPROM at 20 weeks’ gestation, a condition that would not result in a viable pregnancy:
She ended up having to take this person for c-section to preserve the appearance of not doing an abortion, even though this is not a viable pregnancy. What that means is now this person has had a c-section, right? And that means that she’s at higher risk for any future pregnancies. She can no longer deliver vaginally ... [T]he appropriate thing to do, again would be a D&E ... without subjecting the patient to this unnecessary abdominal surgery. But my colleague didn’t feel like she could do that while remaining in compliance with the law or appearing to remain in compliance with the law.”
Mar 8, 2024 7 tweets 3 min read
Hey Chicago, I found who allowed Scientology to have an illegal “street festival” in downtown Chicago… meet @BobFiorettiChi. Bob said, “helping Scientology navigate the city bureaucracy to open the site was no different than what he’d provide for any other faith group.” 🧵 So Bob here, apparently, help Scientology obtain a permit, that was for PUBLIC events, though theirs was PRIVATE. Scientology shut down the public way from pedestrians, which is illegal… & they also shut it down FOR DAYS, which went directly against their permit. Image
Nov 26, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
I’ve had 2 miscarriages in a row. That only happens to 1% of people, & had a d&c for one of them. Women are being denied access to d&cs & their lives are being put in jeopardy bc of it. I am also VERY ADHD & have to take meds during future pregnancies. 🧵 Republicans are planning to ban abortions for everyone & will also convict women for having miscarriages,especially when taking meds. This means, not only does a Republican win threaten my life, it would also put me at risk of being arrested just for having another miscarriage.
Oct 22, 2023 28 tweets 11 min read
I decided, for funsies, to read project 2025…it’s started off strong with them wanting to delete terms like gender, diversity, abortion, reproductive health & rights “out of every federal rule, agency regulation, contract, grant, regulation, & piece of legislation that exists.” Image This sentence threw me for a loop… not sure how being transgender is pornography… but the rest of the paragraph is saying what we have all been warning… they are trying to make it illegal for trans people to exist… there was also A LOT of anti-trans regulation throughout. Image
Jan 28, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
If you are wondering, “How is it racism if the cops were black?” This is the thread for you! 🧵 A few years ago, I took it upon myself to become more educated about the history of systemic racism. What I learned was, when slavery was abolished, systems were put in place to make it so black ppl were forced back into slavery if they weren’t employed & didn’t have housing.
Jan 7, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are starting a war on musicals. According to this bill, no performance is allowed if it can be viewed by a child & has a drag performer. That’s right, no musicals such as, hairspray, RENT, Peter Pan, etc are allowed. @albinokid azleg.gov/legtext/56leg/… This is what happens when you play stupid games and elect theocratic authoritarians. They ban art from the general public.