💸 Your bank account’s astrologer | 🌍 World events. Wealth codes.
Aug 18 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
You’re being lied to about the Nodes.
Most people think the North Node is “your destiny” and the South Node is “your past.”
That’s a children’s book version.
The truth is far stranger and more unsettling:
The Nodes are not planets. They are shadows.
They are where the Moon’s path crosses the Sun’s path.
That’s why eclipses happen there.
They are cosmic glitch points, doorways where fate interrupts free will.
Aug 11 • 8 tweets • 1 min read
I think Virgo is the most psychic sign.
Not Pisces.
Before you come for me, hear me out 👇
Let’s talk about the Virgo-Pisces axis:
1️⃣ Pisces energy is water-bound. It is intuitive, dreamy, and deeply connected to the unseen. But without grounding, it can get lost in illusion or emotional overwhelm.
Aug 4 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Your life isn’t falling apart and you have no discipline.
Deadlines rot.
Time owns you.
Guilt eats your wins.
You stay busy and get nowhere.
Strengthen Saturn.
Stabilize your reality.
8 Saturn remedies that actually work: 🧵👇
1. Wake up before sunrise at least once a week
Saturn rules time. Beating the Sun up earns his respect.
Even once a week rewires your relationship with discipline.
It’s not about perfection. It’s about alignment.
Aug 3 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Mars is the engine of your life.
If he’s weak, everything suffers:
— Your energy
— Your libido
— Your goals
— Your boundaries
Fix your Mars.
Fix your momentum.
8 Mars remedies that actually work: 🧵👇
1. Move your body every single day.
Mars rules motion, stagnation weakens him.
Walk. Lift. Dance. Punch the air. Do 10 pushups.
Doesn’t matter how, just move.
Jul 28 • 17 tweets • 3 min read
🧵 Your 2nd House Shows How Your Spirit Guides Send You MONEY HINTS 💸✨
Most people chase cash.
But your guides are already trying to deliver it.
They’re just using your 2nd House to do it.
Don’t ignore this. ALL 12 SIGNS BELOW👇 (bookmark this now)
Your birth chart holds the codes to your wealth.
Where the money flows. What’s blocking it. How to unlock it.
🪙 Book a Wealth & Abundance Reading now.
Your rich era starts here.
You’ll stay invisible until you activate your 5th house.
That sign holds the key to your creative radiance, magnetism, and influence.
It’s how you captivate the world without trying too hard. Let me explain, ALL 12 SIGN BELOW: 🧵✨
Aries in the 5th house
You lead with boldness and originality. Your creativity shines brightest when it’s raw, instinctive, and fast-paced. People admire your ability to initiate, provoke, and own the moment. You’re meant to start trends
Jul 27 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
🚨 AUGUST 12: One of the luckiest transit of the year lands: Venus and Jupiter will conjunct in Cancer.
Love, money, soulmates, ancestral healing…
this is major.
Here’s what it means + how to use it before it disappears 👇🧵
Let’s get this straight:
In Cancer, they come together in one of the most nourishing, emotionally magnetic signs in the zodiac.
This is soul-replenishing magic coming to fruition.
Jun 11 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
You NEED to know about the Jupiter-Pluto opposition on July 20, 2026. One of the decade’s biggest Astro events
This aspect is a stark choice: become your own sovereign or risk losing your soul to algorithmic control
Let’s talk about what this means for YOU + how to prepare👇
This opposition is framed by a remarkable cluster of planets all hovering around 4°, including Uranus in Gemini, Neptune in Aries, and Mercury retrograde in Cancer ♋️
Mercury’s retrograde invites deep reflection on our habits and mental programming before the opposition hits.
May 31 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Your luck isn’t blocked — your Jupiter is just underfed. 🍀
Here are 8 practical JUPITER REMEDIES to unlock GOOD FORTUNE, ABUNDANCE, + DIVINE BLESSINGS. No fluff. Just habits that align you with expansion. 🧵👇
Before we dive in — if you’re serious about unlocking wealth, purpose, and divine timing in your chart…
🔮 Book a Wealth + Abundance Reading!
I’ll decode where your Jupiter is, what’s blocking it, and how to activate your version of fortune. Just DM!
