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Mar 31, 2025 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
OFFICIAL GAY VIBES LIST OF TANACH CHARACTERS:
ADAM - straight man
CHAVA - bisexual woman
NOAH - straight except for that one time
AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
SARAH - straight woman but thinks being poly makes her queerer than she is
YITZCHAK - homosexual man in a lavender marriage
RIVKA - lesbian in a lavender marriage
YAAKOV - straight man with homoerotic tendencies (wrestling mysterious men on the riverbank)
ESAV - bear
