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Dec 23, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
You’ve killed dodos and sea minks and passenger pigeons.
Mammoths and aurochs and Amsterdam wigeons.
But do you recall… the most shameless extinction of all? Randolph the Last White Rhino had a horn so long and thick,
That every man who saw it thought it could enlarge his dick.
All of the other rhinos had been hunted down and poached.
They never saw it coming when the men with guns approached!
May 26, 2020 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Donald Trump killed his personal assistant, Carolyn Gombell, in October 2000. He strangled her because he'd gotten her pregnant and was threatening to tell the press. Then he bribed NYPD Police Chief Bernie Kierik to cover it up. IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE. #JusticeForCarolyn FACT: Carolyn Gombell's mother has AN AUDIO RECORDING of her daughter the night before she was killed saying, "If something happens to me it was Donald."