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Mar 17 • 13 tweets • 5 min read
🚨 THE NEXT 2008 IS HAPPENING NOW 🚨
Party City. Joann’s. Forever 21. Big Lots. ALL COLLAPSING.
But this isn’t just “retail struggling.” This is financial arson.
Private equity rigged the system. They built a time bomb. And now? It’s detonating.
A MEGATHREAD: 🧵⬇️
1. THE BOMBSHELL
What if I told you…
Joann’s has 97% of its stores still profitable.
Hooters was making money.
Party City? Cash positive stores.
And yet, they’re all going bankrupt.
WHY?
Because Private Equity is using a weaponized version of the 2008 playbook.
