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Theo Jordan
@Theo_TJ_Jordan
Some people seek the truth; others find comfort within the lies. https://t.co/qPRN187uFp
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Nov 21 • 9 tweets • 5 min read
"The Gay Cult"

It's time we address the screamingly obvious. You reading this, have you ever heard the term "wear the dress" in context? If not, then you don't know shit. The P Diddy story was only shocking to people like you. But most are like you because we're propagandized. You want to rewind this MFer back? Image
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Oct 26 • 12 tweets • 8 min read
This is what successful FrankenFemme (Equity) capture looks like. When one of the best run companies for men is transformed into a fetish tool for fringe women and emasculated brats to engineer society so their feelings won't hurt. 👶🧙‍♀️

Fuck off for good! Note how "Anti-Bullying" is used as the unassailable thrust to actually try and bitch our boys with deranged dogma that ultimately became Queer+ and transactivism. 🧙‍♀️✊️🌊 Yes, our top razor company working to whittle men weak.

Just chew on this all. 👁
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Oct 4 • 16 tweets • 11 min read
Dr. Makary's team at Johns Hopkins ran a study in 2020 analyzing insurance records of children who had died from COVID to see if the virus had been the cause of death. They found NOT A SINGLE CASE of a child dying that wasn't severely compromised

Did you ever hear of this? 🤬 Image No? Why not? 🤬 How about this one...

November 2021, almost the entire pediatric population of Germany at the height of "We must vax every child over and over to save democracy!"-propaganda consuming our media, DNC, and institutions.

What did they find?
medrxiv.org/content/10.110…Image
Sep 1 • 13 tweets • 9 min read
I got a new phone. I've had this phone since before COVID was a thing. I write most of my posts off my phone. The collection in my Downloads folder is legendary. In fact, I want to one day organize it into a giant worldless coffee-table book. A walkback through woke capture. Scrolling that folder is mind-blowing!

I will miss having my little treasure chest in my pocket. But all good things must come to an end. On to an S24+! 🔥🚀 Watch this. I'll go to the very bottom and just toss in some random images. What would be fun is to use only the images to tell a story. Put them in the right sequence. I'll do that one day, hopefully with the unique eye of @xhoop. 💫 But not now. I got some chicken to grill....
Aug 18 • 7 tweets • 4 min read
"We must confront this hate"

Hatecraft ✊️🌊 Image It's all they have for fuel. ✊️🌊
Aug 12 • 8 tweets • 5 min read
Correct. Self-induced psychosis.

I bet this was a normal person just a handful of years ago. Now he approaches strangers this way, fellow Americans, because they are encouraging people to vote one of two ways in our election. 😵‍💫

"Saving democracy" 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟 In my younger days (and maybe still in that area), this siloed braindead cunt would have gotten knocked the fuck out for approaching strangers like this. I mean, no question, every time and twice tomorrow.

It reminds me of something I wrote yesterday...
Aug 7 • 14 tweets • 7 min read
I'm walking in a Walgreens and I notice the cashier is a real tall lanky odd looking dude maybe 18-20 who is living as a girl (I think) with long pink hair and a septum ring.

As I'm walking back out and not needing a cashier, I notice he is standing alone now and likely to make eye contact with me. As I've told you all before, I talk to like everyone in life. So I always would have done some kind of acknowledgement here. "How's it going, man?" Or "Have a good night, bro". And as my mind starts to run that tape it snags because maybe this cat would trip if I called him bro or man. But I don't choose my words based others, so now it's a game I can't even play. So you know what I did?

Nothing. I just stone-cold walked right past the dude, looked him in his eyes, and sad nothing. He looked all sad. It was sad. This shit is so sad. He should just be a lanky geek and not a Queer+ warrior woman for Progress. He would have fit in society much better that way.

But now I don't care if he fits in or not. Sad.

"Lost Generation" I was a lanky kid, who loved computer games and D&D. I got picked on savagely for being so skinny. Tough shit; welcome to life on Planet Earth. No one ever encouraged me to worship my own fragility. You know who I studied?👇

Michael Fucking Jordan! 💪🔥
Aug 6 • 16 tweets • 11 min read
Agreed. Though they have a massive problem within the individual ranks now as well because they allowed "Progress" (Equity) capture to fester unaddressed for decades. Look at the female officers there. Try and find me a pic of one that isn't an angry FrankenFemme (Queer+ zealot).
Image You won't. That broken bitch is the one I talked about with Benjamin.👇 The FrankenFemme who had a 16yo autistic girl arrested because she hurt her fragile feelings by describing her accurately. 😵‍💫✊

The origin story is this wicked woman hates her father.
Aug 4 • 16 tweets • 10 min read
G was for gay

L was unnecessary, but showed where this activism was headed, who built it, what it was really about

B was the writing on the wall

And then it was "Queer". What could that possibly mean if not the category above and its unnecessary offspring?

Now do the + 💡✊️ What we're grappling with is not complex.

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Jul 22 • 12 tweets • 6 min read
Weapons-grade



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Image And if you think I'm referring to women here; boy, you don't understand me at all.

You're lost in Equity brainwashing. 😵‍💫✊🌊 You're The Same as the they/thems.🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️




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Jul 8 • 9 tweets • 7 min read
"Identity politics is just a Fox News talking point for racists" 👁

Our societal malaise is largely driven by the fact identities were manufactured into politically fealty and even full-out platform at this point.

"You ain't black!" if you don't vote DNC, Joe Biden proudly exclaimed to millions in 2020.

Pulitzer-prize winning historian dubbed it "politically black". You know what this means. A black American is a sell-out and unworthy of their own skin-tone if they won't bow down to these narcissistic bitches. She also said she'd be honored if the Marxist riots that ravished our nation were named after her astroturf pet project. Of course she would be. ✊️

These are identities which have been deemed "protected classes". This began as stated: to protect (from systematic discrimination). But very rapidly became demands to overtly discriminate against non-protected classes in order to achieve the dogmatic principles of Equity (the antithesis of equality under the law). ✊️

And perhaps all of this jives with you. I'd submit you're fundamentally different from your forefathers here if you've prioritized Equity over equality and The Collective over liberty, but I'll let it slide for now. Because we need to set one last thing on the table...

Without many people even realizing the spellbook that had been opened, these protected classes suddenly became amorphous and able to be selected into. Now it's not the color of your skin, but your preference of lifestyle and family structure. Now that too is a protected class! This is getting good. 🧙‍♀️ But let's keep playing...

"You can't say this, Theo! Those aren't choices; this is bigotry. Have you never read the brain scan studies?!?"

Oh, I have. I've read a lot of studies. And you know what I see when I look at that batch of The Science that created new laws of nature in the 90s? A bunch of dogmatic wishy-washy hopeful pleas coming out of institutions completely captured by FrankenFemmes. You know what those studies read exactly like? The ones from 2008-2024 that establish gender spirits as reality and command that we must eradicate the male/female binary for all children with transactivism as education because these same FrankenFemmes and Equity zealots said so. 🧙‍♀️✊️🌊

Under this thinking (subverted governance), Pat who is a fat unattractive woman who never fit in anywhere in our culture, can now claim to actually be an entirely new subset of human being, The Transman Pat 🧙‍♀️😵‍💫, and suddenly this mental delusion is empowered by state force.

"Empowered". Because "protected class" law in this Queer+ revolutionary Equity world is no longer about "protecting" at all, is it? Hell no! Now the demand is that every aspect of our culture and society, science and medical institutions, government and education, media, entertainment, private corporate sphere, EVERYTHING is to recognize the existence of these new gender spirits and ever-expanding LGBTQIA2S+ identities. 🧙‍♀️ Elementary classroom doors wrapped in scripture about "Mx" and "Ze/Zir/Xem"? Of course! It's Progress. ✊️ Definitions change, remember. 🌊

Of course, this is complete nonsense. It's just fat Pat the woman who has been unhappy her entire life because her support system failed in teaching her life's most golden rule: learn HOW to be happy with who you ARE. I'm not interested in LARPing along with all the Pats because they can't get their shit together in life. My family's life will forever be more important to me than her's. Does that hurt your feelings? I don't care. Let me know how you'd receive a public-school door wrapped in the teachings of Jesus.

Now we have a dogmatic apparatus that is entirely subjective, is openly tied to and championed as fealty to a specific political party and platform (Equity), and if you don't agree to get on board with whatever ideological horseshit they come up with next, then you're going to be forced to under the "Inclusivity" prong of D-Equity-I. You will recognize, acknowledge, respect, and teach your children about the ways of our New Colonizers whether you want to or not... because The Science. ✊️🌊 Add that Jesus remark back on top here. My family, my children, our church, our community, the people of our state here in Florida reject this new 'secular' faith. We already have one we've built around.

THIS is the crisis we face. This is Truman Show capture. This is Equity revolution ✊️🌊Image We have a DEFCON1 problem here. 🚨

One of a very specific design. ✊️

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Jul 7 • 8 tweets • 4 min read
I don't disagree. But it sure is an interesting comment. Makes me wonder what exactly hese words mean in our Aftertimes.

That's Bukele, who shocked the world with a tight win in El Salvador (53%), then followed it with a jaw-dropping 87% landslide reelection.

Let's discuss...🧵 I'm aware that dictators can be beloved. But that's kind of the direction I want to dig. There is an interesting inverse river flow here. But first, let's set the critical background...

El Salvador was in shambles due to criminals. It's now the safest country in the hemisphere. Image
Jul 7 • 23 tweets • 11 min read
Wow, this is some of the most wicked Hatecraft I have seen. And you know that's a high bar. This isn't some activist org, but our Most Trusted Name In News. 👁

🧵 Pull up a stool and let me show you how these bastards craft this evil political tool. ✊️

yahoo.com/news/argentina…
Image I saw it on Yahoo 👇 and that's CNN's above. Both paint an obvious picture. The far-right (aka: all opposition) is evil and, really, responsible for the murder of lesbians. They call it lesbicide. 😵‍💫

It's worth noting the little cunt who wrote this. Only pics I could find...
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Jun 15 • 14 tweets • 5 min read
I want to share a little story, because it tells a bigger story...

There is a very small island about 3/4mi off the shore of Panama called Gardi Sugdub or "Crab Island". The inhabitants are mostly a tribal people called Guna.

This pile of sand has become horribly overcrowded 🧵 Image The aerial imagery is stunning. It's like a game of Sim City where you're about to lose. There is not a footprint of land left. There wasn't a lot of land to begin with. And that kind of sets the scene for why this tiny island caught my interest... Image
Jun 8 • 17 tweets • 6 min read
The people who branded hardest around "social-justice" are those who will spend $500 for something most will $50

This was the masking of class disparity via identity division. The artificial and forced categories make no sense. I'm to believe Claudine Gay overcame oppression? 😵‍💫 Look how she carried this torch in her inauguration. She even stated "My story is not their story". Yeah, no shit. Your story is a well-off girl from a connected family (concrete) in Haiti. One of private grade schools abroad and The Exeter Academy after.
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Jun 5 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Once we figure out how and why this broken, demoralized, deranged, and gross woman gained such tremendous influence across all of academia (and, in turn, our entire society), we'll have the tool necessary to get out of this mess. Image Does it hurt when I punch at your FrankenFemme god? Good!
Jun 4 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Liberation! ✊🧙

Image Keep celebrating this. ✊🌊 Keep painting all opposition into bigotry. 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️
May 6 • 9 tweets • 5 min read
Weather Underground 💡 It's all been right in front of us...
May 3 • 35 tweets • 19 min read
How did we reach the point where D-Equity-I made this ok? Image I know! I know! 🙋‍♂️

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Apr 26 • 15 tweets • 8 min read
Hard to argue against. What's the alternative, reform? How can we see that? This was posted by Team Equity's Dept of Education just two weeks ago. Look at the design and thrust of it. 😵‍💫 It's Jonestown! They haven't even acknowledged the Cass Review yet.
How would you even reform this?!? 👇🤬
Apr 23 • 11 tweets • 6 min read
See the maniac leading the horde of New Colonizers in the psychotic video below? That's The Same maniac you see in this psychotic clip from 2020. Not the same person; The Same Thing.

And if you don't grasp this, you're fucking lost. You are the problem.🧟‍♂️ How did we get here? 👇 Jeez, I wonder. 😵‍💫

Hatecraft began way before 10/7.

theojordan.substack.com/p/unscripted-3… x.com/Theo_TJ_Jordan…