Let's imagine, Elon, that your house was taken over by the Russians.

Several of your children were murdered just because they were at home. Others were abducted to an unknown location somewhere in Russia. Your wife was raped. Your dog was shot down. Your kitchen is now a toilet for Russian ex-inmates. And your favorite car collection now belongs to people who can’t spell “Tesla” — all they know is how to drink, break the law, and kill.