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Reproduced with kind permission of The Tideway Slug (retired). With apologies to all the artists and thanks to all those who submitted lyrics back in the day
Nov 19, 2020 10 tweets 2 min read
Seems like an appropriate time for a re-issue of this particular seasonal classic #rowinglyrics

FAIRYTALE OF BARNES BRIDGE (with apologies to The Pogues) It was Scullers Head babe
On the Tideway
An old man said to me, please spin around this buoy
And then he told me just
To tap it round on red
I turned my boat away
And checked my gate threads
Aug 20, 2018 8 tweets 3 min read
A special new entry, written just for @ThamesTradesmen. About as much practical use as 'Thoughts & Prayers' of course but if it only raises a smile... #rowinglyrics #rowingfamily

THE ROW MUST GO ON (with apologies to Queen) Empty boat racks, what are we training for?
Abandoned races, I guess we know the score
On and on, does anybody know who we are looking for?
Another zero, another faceless man
Behind the curtain, of the ‘masterplan’
Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore?