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America, Longhorns, Astros, dumb pictures, bourbon.
Mar 23, 2019 12 tweets 2 min read
I want to tell you a story about Hank, and I want you to know that it has a happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago. My wife got a reminder yesterday that 6 years ago Hank ate her brand new slip on Vans. Look at that guilty pup. Come on, Hank.