I got a mail one day & hoped it was from this IT firm I'd applied to for a Procurement expediter role, I looked & luckily it was them!
"Yaay!!" I screamed when it read that I passed the aptitude test & should get ready for the interview.
Biggie Biggie! Heavy Heavy! 😭
I was working with a shipping agency in apapa but needed a proper job so I hoped that I got it, the next day I lied to my boss that grandmother's best friend died; & that I was her god son, & there was a ritual I needed to do.
Luckily he believed & let me take few days off..
On my way home I got to oshodi & there was a gridlock, a tanker fell on the road so there was no movement. I thought of what to do, I brought out my phone & opened my WhatsApp
"How far?" KK sent about an hour ago, I replied him & he said he was stuck in traffic
"Uche! Report to the diary room!" Big Brother said so I hurried, as I was about to climb the stairs to the diary room I tripped & fell.
I suddenly woke up & realized I wasn't even in Small Brother, talk more of Big Brother!
My food is burning!😲
I quickly went to the kitchen & luckily my stew was only slightly burnt, I turned off the gas & started to reflect on the dream I had - I was discussing with Miracle and Nina, then I massaged Koko's back before Big Brother called me.
"What does this dream mean?" I asked myself..
While still pondering I reached for the little raw rice I had left, I decided to boil & eat for the weekend because I was broke & couldn't access money till the following week.
After putting the rice on fire I went to tune my Dstv to channel 198; just to watch Big Brother Naija!
One day I got a DM from Donjazzy saying he loved my story, I almost fainted but I had to remain alive to go verify if it was the original Donjazzy, "it's him!" I said when I verified.
"Thank u🙏" I replied, "Let's meet up" he wrote.
It's Donjazzy Again IDJA
I woke up immediately & saw my DM still open, "it's actually real, Donjazzy DM'd me!" I screamed, I immediately replied to say I was available & he texted me where to meet him.
I closed my app, dropped my phone & went to have my bath. While at it I remembered my crush Kemi..
I had been 'toasting' her for 3 months now & I promised myself that once she says yes I'd breakup with Kiki, "Maybe I'll take a picture with Donjazzy & send to her so that she'll like me more" I thought.
I finished having my bath, dressed up, grabbed my stuff & headed out proud.
My journey of love didn't begin well, I fell in love with Nike in my new school and my life changed.
We called her Nikki, I did everything possible through the help of my new friend KK to woo her but "bad belle" was everywhere.
NIKKI MINAJ 😂😘
The first day in my new school was awkward because I was the only one not putting on a uniform in my class, I was in science class & I took the first day to profile my classmates.
I looked out for the bullies, the 'I too knows', the 'I don't cares' & of course the slay queens.
Subsequent days were better because I got my school uniform on time & life in the new school had started, one afternoon while we were on long break I noticed this fine chocolate girl walking towards me.
It felt like everything around me paused & she was on slow motion.
Why do some girls love making everything an issue, & for love sake you'll be dying inside for peace to reign.
I chose to work out to aid my discovery after I quit my job so I registered in a gym. I met Lucy, everything was ok until my girlfriend saw us together.
I had just joined the gym classes & my routine was still light, I was running on treadmills to build my fitness before I'd begin working on my body.
I got to the gym quite early on this occasion & I was alone, I started to work out & more people joined me.
While I was running on the treadmill I plugged music in my ears so I didn't notice people around me, after I had ran to my satisfaction I turned it off and when I got down from the treadmill I noticed this lady waiting for me to finish.
Tolu's girlfriend came to pay a surprise visit to him, she had visited the house just once (before they moved in) so she dressed nice (red and white) and bought a gift for Tolu (who was at work too) and planned on staying in his room till he got back.
She went to the house at about past 12 when she was sure that they would be at work, Tolu had made other plans with another girl because his girlfriend had lied that she was traveling.
She had a spare key so she got inside the house, unfortunately she went to the wrong room😂
Chioma was frustrating & putting pressure on me, she would complain about everything I do to make her happy. One day I asked her to come see me before I travel back to Lagos, she asked for transport fare which I sent to her but she never came.
I got angry & travelled to Lagos!
I got to Lagos on Saturday & the next Sunday was thanksgiving Sunday in church, I thought of attending because it's been long I went.
I selected a native attire, ironed it & got set for church the next day.
"Congratulations Uchenna, you have been scheduled for an interview with the executive committee.." my mail read one Friday morning, I jumped up with excitement as I had been hoping to get this Supply Chain job I had applied for in this firm in Abuja.
I was so happy!
I had been chasing this job in Abuja for months & I got an email inviting me for an interview one Wednesday evening, as a mid level Supply Chain Professional I wanted the job so bad in this construction firm.
I was expected to be there on Friday so I decided to fly to Abuja.
I went online and googled for cheapest flights to Abuja, I discovered Air Peace and I booked for the flight online.
I went inside to arrange my documents and pack a few things, I went straight to my bathroom to rehearse for the interview on the mirror! I was already nervous...
Why is that girls will not want you until other girls are now wanting you? I had been toasting this girl for weeks and she kept saying "she doesn't think it can work out between us"
I met her at a wedding somewhere in Yaba, she came with her friends and she was nice to me cos she served drinks at some point. I asked her what her name was when I got the chance to and she said her name was Clara.
I was attracted to her, she looked really cool headed and her chocolate skin was really glowing. When she passed by me again I slipped her a note, "Your beauty shines so bright it reflects in my eyes" I wrote. I didn't know if it made sense but all of them follow for toasting