real life internet person. strong girl, farm?!!! (she/her)
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Jun 7, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
My dermatologist: “because of your eczema, i want you to just use soap on your groin, armpits, and feet and let the water do the rest”
Me, a person who hasn’t left Twitter in like 3 years: “oh god”
“No you don’t understand, we got roasted because we DESERVED it”
Jun 6, 2023 • 10 tweets • 1 min read
I’m gonna get one of the first apple VR headset things so I can be part of that ultra-critical early-user dataset and then only use it to read explicit omegaverse fanfic.
Just kidding it’s 3500 dollars