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Bram Stoker's Zane Schacht-ula
@VoicesByZane
Voice Actor, Mountain Jew. He/Him. It's pronounced "Shact". Opinions are my own. I block everyone, dont take it personally. Pic by @dakotamacdoodle
Feb 16, 2024 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Bioshock will always be one of my favorite games because it has fun gameplay and a wonderful art style but more importantly it's a game primarily about how much ayn rand sucks and honestly God bless it Bioshock is about a man who says "I'm going to make a utopia free from the control of governments and the church, where mankind's best and brightest can shine without fear of regulation" and even before the gene splicing the place immediately starts falling apart.
Mar 7, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Okay why the fuck does twitter just break my old videos now. Like has anyone else experienced this or is it just me
Mar 6, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
THATS GOIN IN THE FUCKIN BOOK UMGI My hair is really big and I am... so tempted to shave it into a Mohawk. Just to see what it looks like. Just to feel that moment of dwarf
Jan 30, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I love this because like any other element of HPs worldbuilding the more you think about it the more it falls apart in hilarious ways All of Sub-Saharan Africa going to the same school

All of the Balkans going to the same school

All of India, Pakistan, and China going to the same school
Jan 30, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
I wish John Hammond was more like he was in the book. Even though there are glimpses of it here and there, the book really hammers home that he's a cheap businessman who underpaid for just about every element of the parks construction and got people killed for it. Movie JP: Sure the park had issues but everything would have been fine if Nedry hadn't shut down the system

Book JP: Hammond hired someone right out of college to program a fully autonomous park and even then underpaid him and expanded the scope until Nedry hated him
Jan 28, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Listen don't talk to me about cartoons unless you know real masterpieces Image The cartoon equivalent of a trash can full of marhsmallows and chicken broth left out in the Georgia sun
Apr 25, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Listen. I'm a veteran of Tumblr. I know this seems scary but all we have to do is devalue this platform into the fucking ground. It is SHOCKINGLY easy. 1. Be as mean as possible to any corporate accounts. Just infuriatingly juvenile. And we have to be creative. You can't just "silencebrand.jpg" em. You gotta come up with some unique shit.
Apr 24, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Statistically, I'd be a farmer. Because let's be real I'm no nobleman. I'm some schmuck peasant who has to till my lord's fields all day.

If I had a choice? Some sort of artisan like a goldsmith or weaver. I think it would be nice to just make stuff all day. I DON'T want to be a blacksmith. Even though my muscles would look SICK getting burned sucks and breathing in soot all day while sweating your ass off in a sweltering forge would be miserable.
Apr 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Happy Belated Earth Day. Here are some Lorax memes The music and voice is harkening back to the original animated adaptation o the lorax, the best version thank you very much I will be hearing no arguments