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A humble genius. Godfather of the Nouveau Crachach. If you don't like my tweets please contact Twitter for a full refund.
20 Jul
A friend who works on the vaccine rollout informs me that uptake has slowed down and that I should use my platform to encourage people to get jabbed.

"Are you SURE? This is me you're talking to"

"Sure, go for it"

And here we are.

#GetFuckingVaccinatedYouCunt
I did worry that this message might be a bit too subtle, bit nuanced. Really got to step back and let the message breathe. There's layers to it, you know?

#GetFuckingVaccinatedYouCunt
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13 Feb
I really want us to win a low quality, contentious grand slam. Over-the-top open top bus parade while Cardiff is still in lockdown. DVD box set release. Commemorative red cards for sale in the WRU shop. Let's lean into our newfound reputation as rugby's flukey shithouses.
I just wish Mike Phillips could have come on last week to score a controversial* try.

*Some say illegal. Bitter people. Wrong people.
84th minute penalty to seal a 8-7 win at home against Italy.

All the while whooping and hollering at every ref decision and marginal moment in a manner that even Maro Itoje would describe as just a touch obnoxious.
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