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Mars needs to be liveable before we can send people there. Former Tesla Service Tech. Views are my own.
Apr 4, 2020 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
So this guy got blocked after investing 100k in Binomo and went to message the scammer with another number. Then this phony conversation ensued😂🤣🤣🤣💔

Check the thread for the complete part 🤣🤣👇 "I will save your number so you can see my status..."🤣🤣 Oh Gawd🤣💔💔💔
Mar 16, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
A man walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."

Short Thread👇 The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."

The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"
Mar 6, 2020 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
There's a lady who is cheating on her husband. One day while they are having sex she hears her husband pull into the driveway. Her boyfriend says "oh no! What should we do?!" She says "hurry! Get dressed and go to the living room!"

Thread👇👇👇 Once they're in the living room she starts sprinkling baby powder all over him. He says "what are you doing?" She says "I'm making you white like a statue. Just stand in a pose, my husband will never know you're real, because he's stupid!"
Mar 4, 2020 • 9 tweets • 7 min read
Aunty Ada made a thread about "Worst shots that girls have encountered from guys"

Here are the best replies of worst shots, weird shots, best shots and hilarious shots 🤣😭😭

Thread👇👇🤣🤣 Your gender will disgrace you😭💔
Feb 20, 2020 • 11 tweets • 7 min read
Funniest yearbook quotes ever😂😂😂 The most hilarious tweet you will see in a while

Check the thread for the complete part🤣👇 The second frame🤣💔
Feb 6, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
A man is sitting at a bar, staring at his drink, not moving. After about 20 minutes of this another man notices and walks over and grabs the drink from the man and gulps it down. He sets the glass down and looks at the man he just stole from, waiting for a reaction.

Thread👇👇 The man who had his drink stolen slowly turns to the man who took his drink and says,

"I've had a really bad day. My alarm clock didn't go off this morning so I was late to work, which got me fired.
Jan 16, 2020 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
This phony chat of a guy trying to scam his Father of his school fees is all you wanna read today😂

Thread 😂 👇 The last line😂💔
Jan 6, 2020 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
This hilarious short chat might just be all you wanna read today😹

A thread👇😂 When you have a PhD in beating around the bush... Read to the end😂
Dec 28, 2019 • 19 tweets • 3 min read
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T ENJOY/UNDERSTAND TWITTER

Whenever you are checking Instagram or WhatsApp statuses you see screenshots of hilarious tweets and funny savages but whenever you are on Twitter you don't see them?

Check out this short thread and please RETWEET🙏 Straight to the point, there are probably two things hindering you from seeing those funny tweets, it's either you don't know about it🤷‍♀️ or it's pride 💃